- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez’s sexual conquests – with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip]
- Denise Richards: I’d still hit it. I don’t care if she talks about Charlie Sheen’s fear of breastfeeding the whole time, I’d do it. That needed to be said. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Katie Holmes should be using this time for something more useful than taking Suri shopping. Like, oh I dunno, fleeing the goddamn country and adopting a new alias. Kids love that shit. [PopSugar]
- Jon Hamm in Muppet form. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work in the third Fockers movie. — Why did that sentence feel like an oxymoron? [The Blemish]
- Kate Gosselin on slowing down the divorce: “Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.” Okay, maybe not her exact words, but it’s what she was thinking while stuffing her children in brown sacks with dollar signs on them. [Socialite Life]
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