Madonna doesn’t dick around

Within a week of the Malawi appeals court’s decision, Madonna has already absconded with three-year-old Mercy to London, according to the AP:

The airport employee, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the matter, said 3-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James left late Friday headed to London, with a stop in neighboring South Africa. The girl, the second child Madonna has adopted from Malawi, was reportedly accompanied on the flight by a nanny, a child nurse and a third aide.

I’m going to assume Madonna stopped in South Africa and murdered a man just to prove to the entire continent she’s not bound by the laws of mortals. Also, they have that face creme she really likes.