Madonna ditches A-Rod for Brazilian model

Madonna has already grown weary of A-Rod (Or sacrificed him to Ra the Sun God) and has moved on to young Brazilian model Jesus Luz. The two recently posed together for a W Magazine photo shoot, and he’s become a permanent fixture on her tour ever since. Page Six reports:

“She was very interested in him,” our sources say – so interested that she invited Luz to join her tour in Sao Paolo and he accepted. “He’s there with her now and [photographer] Steven Klein is helping him get along with everyone.”
According to the Brazilian Web site, “Everyone knows they are ficando – which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Okay, here’s what I don’t get, Madonna is clearly into Latin men, so how the hell did she end up with Guy Ritchie in the first place? I’m not saying he’s the palest white man out there, however he is British and therefore glows in the dark. I guess it comes in handy so you don’t trip going to the bathroom, but damn, lady, you’re rich. Buy a nightlight.

Photos: WENN