Madonna ditches A-Rod for Brazilian model

December 22nd, 2008 // 60 Comments

Madonna has already grown weary of A-Rod (Or sacrificed him to Ra the Sun God) and has moved on to young Brazilian model Jesus Luz. The two recently posed together for a W Magazine photo shoot, and he’s become a permanent fixture on her tour ever since. Page Six reports:

“She was very interested in him,” our sources say – so interested that she invited Luz to join her tour in Sao Paolo and he accepted. “He’s there with her now and [photographer] Steven Klein is helping him get along with everyone.”
According to the Brazilian Web site, “Everyone knows they are ficando – which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Okay, here’s what I don’t get, Madonna is clearly into Latin men, so how the hell did she end up with Guy Ritchie in the first place? I’m not saying he’s the palest white man out there, however he is British and therefore glows in the dark. I guess it comes in handy so you don’t trip going to the bathroom, but damn, lady, you’re rich. Buy a nightlight.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Randal

    Love, at this time of the season, comes and goes like the soft whisper of falling snow. The question here is, will the snow melt or stay?

    Such emotions that come from the heart know no age and if these two can make each other smile and gain new experiences in the process, all the better.

    All the best to you both.

    Randal

  2. dork

    That’s weird, fincando sounds just like ‘hooking up’ in the U.S.

    He wants a career boost, she wants a sperm shot. Sounds like an even trade to me

  3. Anna

    Score one for Skeletor: he’s freaking beautiful.

  4. Reality Check

    Randal – you’re a major dweeb!!

    It’s friggin summer in Brazil right now. There’s down there sweating their asses off and in heat. It has nothing to do with love – it’s pure animalistic LUST.

  5. Jrz

    That guy is so fucking gay. And as Queen of the Fag Hags, she knows it, too.

  6. @2 – You just make me vomit a little in my mouth…

  7. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on A-Rod’s long baseball bat and balls

  8. Since his name is Jesus, is it still blasphemous to scream out “OH GOD” in bed?

  9. ummm...yeah

    I agree, what a flamin fag…but at least he knows how to get paid. That’s right hoe-boy work that thang…
    STFU Randal….God! Will you ever die?

  10. will

    Oh please, there is no way he is banging that corpse!!

    And yes, Randal, please please die?

  11. Beth

    How can you be a psycho-devotee of Kabbalah AND be fucking Jesus?

  12. Wide Stance Republican

    Jeez, what a flamer. He looks like he lost his fishnet tank-top right before the long dong contest at the Boom Boom Room…

  13. Ass Rod

    LOOK AT HER ARMS AND HANDS!!!

    He probably fucks her ass and pretends she’s an elderly man.

    BTW, whomever posts after me drinks Samantha Ronson’s piss.

  14. sameshitdifferentyear

    So now Madonna’s copying Lindsay and becoming a lesbian???

  15. Roxy

    Madonna and Jesus. Together.
    Am I the only one disturbed here (aside from Fish?)

  16. LL

    Dayum… at least she has decent taste in men (Sean Penn notwithstanding), unlike other famous bitches (like Pamela Anderson).

    I kinda like Randal.

  17. Shibby

    LMFAO @ #13 !!! hhaaahahahaaaaaaa.

  18. lucci

    last night she was spoted at a party after the last brazilian concert having ‘lots of intimacy moments’, said brazilian press. she arrived with him on her limo and left with him (by 6 am local time).

    what happened after, god only knows!

  19. marina

    ficando means exactly the same as hooking up

  20. miggs

    If you’ve ever talked to a devout Christian man, you already knew that Jesus must be a total homo.

  21. Alex

    Uhhh I would definitely dump A-Rod for this dude…
    When Madonna was in argentina she requested to meet this guy http://www.valemar.com.py/images/batistuta.jpg, Gabriel Batistuta, he is a former football player (football not soccer, cos you kick the ball with your feet you know? sounds logical to me that it should be called football) but he is very married and retired so I don’t even think they bothered to call him, I think his wife Irina probably tied him to the bed or something.

  22. Jasmin

    I didn’t know Frodo Baggins was modeling now. Good for him!

  23. Ted from Baltimore

    I didn’t know Frodo Baggins existed. Good for him!

  24. kels

    big deal. everyone knows she’s got a thing for the Latin men, and who can blame her? I mean, it would be insanely weird if she all of a sudden got a fetish for Asians–god, that would not make any sense.

  25. kels

    big deal. everyone knows she’s got a thing for the Latin men, and who can blame her? I mean, it would be insanely weird if she all of a sudden got a fetish for Asians–god, that would not make any sense.

  26. Mal

    LMAO @ 12!!

  27. Rita

    OMG. wow. Go Madonna.

  28. Sheva

    Madonna being a whore is hardly news. Old friend of mine said she had once picked up a waiter at a local restaurant. After he banged her she threw him a few dollars and sent him on his way.

    She used to be a broke nobody in NYC so she didn’t forget.

    So in a way she’s a kind hearted whore. All right maybe not kind hearted but she will pay for services rendered. Gay or not, this Brazil boy is getting paid.

    A-Rod had to come to his senses sooner or later. He wasn’t going to stay in that religious cult that Madonna likes so much that it allows her to be a total fruitcase and completely selfish enough to treat her brother like crap and pay him lousy wages for his work and turn around and claim how spiritually superior she is.

    Oh and now she ditched her brother and didn’t pay the bill. What a great harlot!

  29. Love for Brazil

    DAAAAAAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (id hit it id hit it id hit it, and id keep hittin and hittin it, or let it hit me)
    So fine, way hotter than freakin steroid A-rod. What u doing with that old ass hag?? I guess he wants to get a name going, Gross. He’s so fine, I hope he explodes (famewise) as reparations for sleepin w muscle arms hag (sorry madonna ur time has come n gone to be datin that fine ass young brazilian) god i wish i could see the rest of that photo. Deus mio!!!!!!!!

  30. Love for Brazil

    p.s. All the dudes sayin he looks gay, ur jealousy is so obvious…… lose some weight n get a tan bitchez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. HUH???

    Just in time for Christmas… Madonna and Jesus… together again… plus the age difference seems right on target.

  32. jennyjenjen

    @7 Can everyone please let that stupid phrase die already? It’s so old, it wasn’t funny to begin with and it’s a shortcut to thinking up something clever on your own..

  33. jennyjenjen

    @7 Can everyone please let that stupid phrase die already? It’s so old, it wasn’t funny to begin with and it’s a shortcut to thinking up something clever on your own..

  34. GG1000

    well for heaven’s sake, what ELSE are you supposed to do with a pretty little Portuguese-speakin’ hardbody like but ficando him. You can’t talk to him.

    And I agree, straight guys can be so pathetic when another man’s good-looking “oh he’s gay, definitely.” Uh-huh. You mean he’s not 30 pounds overweight , balding but with some nasty facial hair to try and cover up the double chins, wearing his Russell Sweatpants and a two-year old pair of Ugg boots?

  35. be sure: HERPES IS ON ITS WAY, folks!!

  36. Hot Damn

    I say YES to that! Way, way hotter than A-Hole.
    That Jesus guy is fine! Get that Latino ass, no! I love them Latino too. Those beautiful, horny men!
    I never understood what she was doing with Ritchie too, he’s too boring and milky for her. She loves that chocolate, moco, caramel…

  37. Hot Damn

    no=Mo

  38. friendlyfires

    Lemme explain this to you once, ‘kay?
    Madonna wants to be a movie star. Itchy Ritchie was at time considered to be the British Quentin Tarantino. Nobody who made good movies wanted to marry that. Itchy Ritchy was an up and comer, Madonna wanted a director with some kind of clout she could control with her evil box of cobwebs. Eleven years later, Itchie Ritchie makes a Madonna-less movie that ain’t half bad, she gets addicted to gym equipment and obsessing over Mrs. A.J.Pitt attempt to adopt The Third World ‘cos her dad voted for Reagan three times and gave her pillowy lips, such big, big pillowy, sleep in, lips …snap…snap…where was I?
    Oh yeah, marriage over now, so she can sleep with Latinos out in the open now and not have import them from Cuba or Miami or Belize and squeeze the life force outta’ ‘em with her evil magick vice like thighs. She can drop the Brit accent and quit frenching Britney Spears now, too.

  39. BISIDE

    he is amazing.but they just kiss for the photoshoot.just that.them amdonna inveited all the models to her party.just that.now every week the press will find new boyfriends to madonna.lol.i was waiting for that.get a life fucking press.madonna is sexy and she deserves to be happy

  40. bow wow

    madonna is now in london.damn.i would love to see her and guy ritchie together.,madonna was having fun in brazil.so what.she deserves.she is single.its freaking hot in brazil.40 degress,.so what.she disnt sleep with guy for more then 6 months ,she needs .ficando doesnt means having sex.just kisses.

  41. brrit

    i want to fuck her.she is damn sexy

  42. AbsolutNico

    Good for her

  43. Brewsky

    ewwwww look at her hand in the second pic.. got veins?

  44. Hamper_Lint

    The guy is beautiful !

    Anyone here who says he is “gay” is jealous !!!

  45. Meh

    Oh my God, laughing so much with that “Sao Paolo” thing… you people can’t even write that name right…. anyway, I thought it was funny to read that “ficando” expression….

  46. Holy Heat, Batman! I'd Screw This Guy

    Okay, nothing but jealous men who’d love to be the one *bleep*ing Madonna just to have her throw them even a hundred bucks. Guys are whores, too — most of them just aren’t good-looking enough to get more than a woman at a time.

    Madonna, AKA Skeletor, AKA The Witch That Dorothy’s House Fell On, AKA Cruella DeVille With a Better Dye Job, AKA Ewwww… should be congratulated for being old enough to have baby-sat Methuselah and STILL able to get some FYEEEINNNUH-ass tail like that. Yeah, I’d be walking into a brick wall looking at him, that’s for sure….

  47. Well, she is Madonna, RICH! What else will he be into her for – oh… I am soooo lame, perhaps motherly love, right?

  48. Well, she is Madonna, RICH! What else will he be into her for – oh… I am soooo lame, perhaps motherly love, right?

  49. Well, she is Madonna, RICH! What else will he be into her for – oh… I am soooo lame, perhaps motherly love, right?

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