Madonna did adopt and she’s a liar

October 11th, 2006 // 75 Comments
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A Malawian has come forward and confirmed that Madonna has adopted his 1-year-old son despite denials from her rep saying otherwise.

“I am the father of David, who has been adopted,” Banda, 32, told The Associated Press Tuesday. “I am very very happy because as you can see there is poverty in this village and I know he will be very well looked after in America.” The child’s grandmother, Asinei Mwale, said she learned about the adoption from Chipeta. “The director of the orphanage came here yesterday and told us that David has been adopted by a famous American singer,” Mwale said. “I am very glad for him because having grown up as an orphan myself, I know how tough life can be.”

So now it’s a matter of who you want to believe: the government officials, the father of the adopted child, the grandmother of the adopted child, or Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg who gets paid to lie to the public for a living. This isn’t even something worth lying about. It’s not like she’s stealing nuclear plans and smuggling them to North Korea or kicking kittens in the face.


  1. commissioner

    Starving Africans are this season’s “black”.

  2. danielle

    So I guess this season’s “white” are Trashtalking sluts?

  3. jrzmommy

    DanYELL……mind your manners.

  4. commissioner

    White is “out of season” after Labor Day.

    Now, danielle, go pick on someone of similar intelligence. Like my fifth grader.

  5. justme

    Negroes are so pathetic.. Their men only know rape and violence.. Their men are incompetent monkeys who can’t even figure out a way to feed themselves..

    It’s no wonder they turn good neighborhoods into ghettos..

  6. MustangLaura

    How is the kid an orphan if he has a dad and a grandmother and what kind of family would let their child be taken away. I have a nephew and if anyone even looks at that child wrong i turn into ninja aunt protector version 2.0

  7. Lobo

    LOL @ Angry Ferret . . well-adjusted . . *snork*

  8. sonya

    Ten to one she’ll rename him Toby.

    Or, for shits and giggles, and also to make it look like she’s all about respecting his heritage, Kunte Kinte.

  9. thatsmyname

    55 just me
    funny you should say negroes are pathetic and their men only know rape and violence. what an accurate generalization that is! The other day I was watching a programme about psychopaths on Discovery Channel and would you believe every last one was a WHITE male? You don’t even want to hear the kind of things those psychopaths did to people! So i guess i could generalize and say all white males are psychopathic rapists and murderers. Yes, I think that too would be an accurate generalization.

  10. frenchtoaststix

    This reminds me of the AbFab episode where Eddy found out her daughter Saffy was having the half-black baby. “Darling, it’s the Chanel of babies!”

    She’s only doing it to be trendy, ripping off Brangelina because she’s no longer young, in-touch, relevant, etc. Stupid

  11. Dory

    She adopted because she couldn’t get pregnant again (or so I heard) she had fertility treatment but it didn’t happen so she adopted. Nothing wrong with that, she’s not out to save the world they just want to expand their family.

  12. herbiefrog

    lol guys, bu t seriously
    it must be tough to know how to help
    if you have so much of the world’s wealth
    sitting in your own personal bank account

    are they tax deductible?
    black babies?

    ok, we’ve even had the answer…

    …only in the year that you adopt them

    excuse me… what was the question?

  13. RichPort

    #55

    NEWS FLASH!!! NEWS FLASH!!!

    US CIVIL WAR ENDS 141 YEARS AGO

    Poll: Some Southerners still confusingly upset at outcome, fly Confederate Flag in response.

  14. PunjabPete

    Well, if we are going with jackass generalizations… Here is mine…

    Why couldn’t she adopt a Chinese baby? She could have had free laundry service and a math tutor for her current children!! ZING!!

    Who can beat that one!!! Come on. Try!

  15. RichPort

    Commish – My Guats ran back after visiting your place and being told they would have to “lick the bowls clean”. At first they thought they’d eat for the first time that day, but later learned the toilets were not yet to your standards. I’ll sell ‘em half price, honest. Interested?

    Oh yeah, considering the source, take ‘trashtalking slut’ as a compliment. That is unless you want to “I know you are but what am I” all day with our good friend, the halfrican american queen.

  16. Italian Stallion

    @64 How about adopting a Mexican baby. They can do your lawn, the dishes, fix your roof, and make kick ass salsa! When they go out of style, just toss them back over the fence. They tend to get back over when they grow up though……………..

  17. Grope For Luna

    #8 – Bombing a country back to the stone age doesn’t constitute “caring”.

    I wonder if she checked his testicles like they did to the slaves back in the day.

  18. sexybitch

    So where’s Mr. Ritchie while the selection process is going on? “Oh, no, love, surprise me” – yeah, right. Since this kid’s not an orphan anyway so what if he isn’t gonna have 2 adoptive parents. She can kiss my Kaballah.

  19. Ossie19

    I always knew Madonna was a little weird but this takes the cake. This bitch needs to be stopped.

  20. justme

    THERE GOES HER NEIGHBORHOOD..

  21. vainandlovingit

    @10 – you re fucking hilarious hahaha i heart you

  22. commissioner

    No way, Rich. They protested being chained in my storage building overnight. I even gave ‘em newspapers to sleep on.

  23. ThisSiteSucksBalls

    Why don’t you people (yes, the people posting all day long), get jobs? I’m serious. Please post serious responses (as to why you don’t get jobs instead of posting for free all day) below.

    Thanks!

  24. ImaniOU

    And after she checks his ears, she’s going to check his teeth to see how old he is.

    Seriously, all they are missing is the auctioning block.

    And why, tell me why, are there pictures of her with these other kids and the only picture of her new son Jesus (or does she only name her daughters for religious icons and her sons for Italian thugs) is with his new nanny?

    Is it just me or does anyone else think there’s something funny about leaving your newly adopted baby behind while you fly back home because the paperwork means he couldn’t come back with you right then? I mean any decent mother would want to stay with her child until things came through so they could go home together…

    Oh crap. I forgot. A “decent” mother is the polar opposite of Madonna. And to think the Malawi government was worried about her parenting skills…

  25. yeah, she’s just an attention whore

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