Madonna dances in Africa
Spiegel has some footage of Madonna dancing around in Africa and it’s every bit as painful as you might imagine. I’m not saying her money isn’t doing some real good there, but I don’t understand the point of her physical presence. She waves at crowds of people like they should care despite the fact they’re starving to death and have no idea who she is. It’d be sick if it wasn’t so sad. And just to finally end the saga, she left Malawi today with her new adopted son, David, who she’ll most likely rename to something a little more trendy. Like Dante. Or Prada. I don’t know, whatever name people who own their own plane like.