Probably because A-Rod publicly admitted to juicing himself up and therefore has tiny testicles, sources for OK! Magazine say Madonna’s bringing her Brazilian model boyfriend Jesus Luz to the Oscars on Sunday. Nobody knows about his testicles, so it only makes sense:
“Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night,” a pal tells OK! “Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!”
So why all the fuss if Jesus is just a fling? It seems Madge is getting serious about her latest conquest.
“She’ll put to rest any rumor that Jesus was ‘just a model’ during that racy W photo shoot,” the source adds. “Madonna and Jesus’ romance is real.”
Because I’m a man of science, I made passionate love to a bag of sand a few minutes ago. Just to try and get into the head of a kid like Jesus Luz. You’re a freaking model, but yet you settle for Grandma Sinew. I guess what my main question is: What do you use for the chafing? And also the bleeding, loss of skin, dizziness, etc.? Time is a factor. *THUD*
You know, I’m happy for Madonna and Jesus. It really seems like a match made in heaven.
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mimi only prays for people… and she NEVER used bad words unless they were directed at MEN.
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mimi always spells it lower case… so it ain’t you.
She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?
who is Mimi?
mimi… (all lower case) is the one who always posts like this-
Praying for Amy, or praying for Britney or praying for praying or some such stuff.
Always praying, so she’s on her knees a lot!
JESUS is everywhere, folks!!
The ironic thing is that Madonna and Jesus are supposed to be a mother and a son. Disgusting.
Jesus is hot!!! hahaha
He’s eye candy for sure, better than the Jesus that mows my yard.
The Oscars are no longer relevant. The numbers watching it are low, the products are usually immoral and/or unpatriotic, the hosts are America-hating jerks, and lately the winners are Affirmative-Action type picks. Meh.
people really impress me sometimes… Anna Nicole Smith (model!) marries a guy four times older and worth a billion dollars and everyone says, “she married him for the money!!!” now this young hot guy (model!) is dating an older woman worth millions and everyone says, “eeeew why is he doing this?!?!?” do the math.
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Oh Madonna, she is suffering from a mid-life crisis. I think she shares the same steroids dealer as a-roid. Maybe she will be indicted as well!
Well, he is the kind of most attractive man for me, if I am as handsome as him, i will look for a beautiful and rich lady at ^^^^^^^ C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M^^^^^^^^
y y and where is the pic??keave her alone.my god.i know that madonna make u sell a lot of publicity but c’mon.leave the queen alone
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I AM AN ASSHOLE!
How dare someone is sooo weird to compare Madonna to a bag of sand???
She is beautiful and surely not dry, weirdo Man of Science.
How about when a guy is 30 older,..it is all nice???
but when it is the opposite it is not? you are the one with the problem…:)
He needs her to renew his Green Card.
i wonder if he has seen midnight cowboy
probably…
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to post in this trhead?
anyway… this woz now : )
glad that you enjoyed it
we dont do parties
[incred…what?
shhh
OHHHHHHHH, the things I would let this man do to me. He is beautiful. And he is sweet Jesus. I’d be screaming, ‘Oh God’, all night long. You amazing man, you. I wish I could give him my phone number….WOW.
DISGUSTING! she is old enough to be his grandmother. and it is a thousand times more disgusting than if a man was dating a woman 30 years younger than him, because men can still have children. madonna is 51 and went through menopause a long time ago. she is a pervert trying to hold on to her youth even though she is in her 50s now
Madonna is so lame. It is a complete acne and gays hate film industry now. Jesus can do better. You can tell she is like Gisele (dating fame Leon).