Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is officially a single man which means he can hook up with all kinds of mad hotties that throw themselves at him. So, naturally, he went straight to Madonna. The two were spotted out together this week sparking rumors that their affair isn’t over yet. Us Magazine reports:
Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com.
They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.
“They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com.
Of course, they were close. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to Shrivel-rella? All that sinew, damn! On that note, I think it’s safe to say if Alex Rodriguez ever stumbled into a morgue, he’d probably yell “Oh, snap!” then start throwing dollar bills like fucking confetti. True story.
Obama will lose to Palin | October 3, 2008 at 10:42 am
WASHINGTON — Barack Obama often boasts he is “the only candidate who isn’t taking a dime from Washington lobbyists,” yet his fundraising team includes 38 members of law firms that were paid $138 million last year to lobby the federal government, records show.
KC | October 3, 2008 at 10:44 am
Madge SMASH!
KC | October 3, 2008 at 10:46 am
BTW, #1, I never thought anyone could make me miss the old FRIST douchbag postings, Congratulations.
Yikes | October 3, 2008 at 10:46 am
Could there BE a more UNFLATTERING picture of Madonna? She looks like she’s from another planet.
Yikes | October 3, 2008 at 10:46 am
Could there BE a more UNFLATTERING picture of Madonna? She looks like she’s from another planet.
Weight Watchers | October 3, 2008 at 10:48 am
Madonna, we think you have lost enough weight now.
Dumb Yankee Fuckwit | October 3, 2008 at 10:48 am
First..!!
Palin blah blah blah, Obama blah blah blah, Mcain blah blah boring as fuck who gives a shit blah.
Rough Daddy | October 3, 2008 at 10:50 am
who the plump sweety in the light blue?
gerard Vandenberg | October 3, 2008 at 10:50 am
Why is it that americans can’t go for the more “AVERAGE”-look?
Is it a “MUST” to look like an IMBECILE?
Diana | October 3, 2008 at 10:50 am
Wow! I thought her arms were bad. Her face has joined the party. Is she sick? That might account for her odd look. Maybe???
English Bob | October 3, 2008 at 10:52 am
For a big strapping, can probably get any hot woman he wants, millionaire, baseball star, he sure loves his fuglys..
Evil | October 3, 2008 at 10:55 am
What is WRONG with her arms??!?!?
David | October 3, 2008 at 11:00 am
Madonna babe I love you and you’re whole busting down sexual prejudice but…. there’s a huge difference between being a fitness obsessed pop star in your fifties and looking like a male Olympic marathon runner from Ethiopia. Time to check a mirror girl.
Deacon Jones | October 3, 2008 at 11:01 am
But I thought all Jews were fat and ugly and complained about everything….
Oh wait, that’s genetic Jews, she converted
boo | October 3, 2008 at 11:01 am
Gotta be steroids, look at the size of that neck.
the sysop | October 3, 2008 at 11:03 am
a-rod, you need to lose this broad, she’s married and unfortunately, look at her.
check us out man http://www.howtolosegirls.com
Captain Obvious 22 | October 3, 2008 at 11:06 am
A-Rod needs to raise his game! Madonna of the ’80′s – even the ’90′s I could understand – but the thing she is today? Nah, c’mon dude.
supersex | October 3, 2008 at 11:11 am
i’d fuck her with some else’s dick
Madonna | October 3, 2008 at 11:12 am
hi im an old jew scene kid
where’s my dildo?
Sport | October 3, 2008 at 11:12 am
scariest thing ever.
Go away already Crypt Keeper, you are irrelevant.
Schadenfreudelicious | October 3, 2008 at 11:16 am
Imagine being one of her kids and having that come in to tuck you in at bedtime.. a lifetime of nightmares and therapy in the making….
Julie | October 3, 2008 at 11:25 am
she is soooo foul
Julie | October 3, 2008 at 11:26 am
she is soooo foul…
p.s. @ 1…. I’m glad to see that someone in this country is informed.
SUCK IT | October 3, 2008 at 11:26 am
is that a skull over her twat? How fitting is that? I have been convinced for years that Madonna’s cooch is poison that kills grown men and eats their vital organs!
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 11:28 am
My grandpa’s arms look just like that! That’s disgusting.
superficial metrosexual | October 3, 2008 at 11:28 am
I’d like to have a threesome with Madonna and Sandra Bernhard
norton | October 3, 2008 at 11:28 am
This skank needs to just give it up. Your shtick played out years ago – and you look….. horrible.
Back in the 80′s you were healthy looking and fuckable, now you look like shit.
Slut | October 3, 2008 at 11:31 am
She looks like Skelator
dontlooknow | October 3, 2008 at 11:35 am
Her face is screwed up because of too much plastic surgery, and I don’t know why she did that; doesn’t even look like Madonna anymore. As for the body….you cannot “work out” your demons by pumping iron. How about some pharmaceuticals or electroshock therapy?
yashin | October 3, 2008 at 11:46 am
seriously…is there something mentally wrong with a-rod to give up on his who was semi-decent looking wife and children over this…Madonna was attractive when i was 3…now i can’t look at a photo of her without wanting to rip my eyes out over the pain of her appearance…the Yankee’s sure do pick winner’s and people who have the personal live of people who should be put in mental wards…she is by far THE most disgusting celeb that America has to offer…
LOLZZY | October 3, 2008 at 12:01 pm
criss angel dyed his hair blonde? no shit. look good, man!
fuck | October 3, 2008 at 12:01 pm
*looks
Bill Clinton | October 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm
When did she die?
mamadough | October 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm
she’s working up on her plans to take control of castle grayskull.
p.s. a-rod hates his penis.
the_dude | October 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Behold the power of airbrushing! I saw Madonna on a Vogue cover or something recently and she looked good, real good. Now the truth comes out, in actuality she looks like E.T. when he gets sick and turns white. That poor kid she’s got her claw wrapped around! Out of shot because he’s probably screaming for his life – note the concerned look on the face of the girl in the background. Oh and hey Madonna? Nice job raiding Michael Jackson’s 1980s wardrobe, maybe you two can borrow each other’s faces sometime too. Faith, huh… Like A Virgin proving mine means nothing.
Grunion | October 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I just threw up. then I saw this pic and puked again. thanks fish
wha? | October 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
What’s everyone talking about? That guy is ripped!
OC Dee | October 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Her arms look manly. I do weights regularly but would never use weights to make my arms look manly like Madonna.
Kennedy | October 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm
#1
“John McCain says that he is going to tell all those lobbyists in Washington that their days of running Washington are over, which sounds pretty good until you discover that seven of his top campaign managers and officials are — guess what? — former corporate lobbyists,” Obama said recently in Flint, Michigan.
It’s true: Seven top McCain officials were lobbyists, though the campaign stresses that none is currently registered to lobby Congress:
o One: Campaign manager Rick Davis is a major telecommunications lobbyist.
o Two: Senior foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann recently faced scrutiny over his foreign lobbying on behalf of the Republic of Georgia, which has been embroiled in a military conflict with Russia.
o Three: Senior adviser Charlie Black was a foreign lobbyist for dictators in Zaire and Angola in the 1980s, fodder for the liberal group MoveOn.org.
o Four: Frank Donatelli, the Republican National Committee’s liaison to the McCain campaign, has had clients including Exxon Mobil.
o Five: Economic adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer has lobbied for corporate giants like Koch Industries.
o The final two lobbyists are McCain’s congressional liaison, John Green, and national finance Co-chairman Wayne Berman. They both lobbied for Fannie Mae, the troubled mortgage giant.
http://www.factcheck.org
PokeMyEyesOut | October 3, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Excuse me while I vomit a little. I think A-Rod must have been under the influence…. Really, Really, Under…… That thing is disgusting; it has man arms of an old 60 year old weight lifter. A-Rod probably wanted a divorce, because after a romp in the bedroom with that would make anyone throw off women forever. Vows of Celibacy Galore!
HorribleJudgment | October 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm
HOLY GEEZUS!!!! For a second looking at that picture, I thought it was a guy! The arms….the veins….the misshapen muscle and sinew….the sunken cheeks….the face mutilated by plastic surgery….the tree trunk neck….the wrinkled shrivelyness….And I’m not even exaggerating anything! DEAR GOD, poor Madonna!
Rant | October 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Yesterday I declared Amy Whinehouse and Sandra Bernhard finalists for the Ugliest Woman Alive. Upon further review, I will now add Madonna to the list.
NY Ted | October 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm
WTF…??? Is Madge trying out for the U.S. Olympic weight-lifting team…?
Who the fuck would want to jump in bed with that ugly creature…?
A-BUM…that’s who!
Slaappy | October 3, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Wow those veiny hands would look so hot on my cock. I still mad at you cock!
fdsfdsfr4d | October 3, 2008 at 3:18 pm
LOOK!! ITS THE HULKK
*omgs hav u seen her arms*??
kelley | October 3, 2008 at 3:19 pm
The Crypt Keeper incarnate. YIKES !!!
Kiki | October 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I am one of the few people who has long defended Madonna’s muscular build. I am a personal trainer and am in pretty damn good shape myslef (and I work hard for that), so I appreciate the dedication that goes into her fitness. Unfortunately, all her training combined with her strict diet, has left her so lean that she no longer looks attractive. I will finally concur that based on this photo, she has exercised herself ugly. I didn’t really think it was possible… ick. This is a person who is extremely obsessive.
HoodFellaz | October 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm
15 years ago she used to be hot, 15 years later everyone wants to fucking run away from her as fast as possible, what the fuck is wrong with her seriously.
Nagada | October 3, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Man. What does she do, bench press Volkswagens?
scooby | October 3, 2008 at 6:10 pm
she is so fucking disgusting. god i hate white people.