Madonna to A-Rod: ‘Play ball!’
Wow. Didn’t take long for these rumors to kick back up: Apparently, Madonna and Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez are “definitely romantic,” according to sources for Us Magazine:
“Guy is not involved in this equation,” the insider tells Usmagazine.com. “With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven’t been ‘together’ for over a year – they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing.”
An A-Rod source tells Us, “A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”
Oh, he understands the “position” she’s in alright: Sarcophagus-style. Chicka chicka wah wah. – – Yeah, I definitely just died a little inside from that one. Sort of like Madonna’s hands, but you know, internally.