Here’s Madonna and Mercy, her latest adopted daughter from Malawi, in London yesterday, and don’t be fooled: They want you to think they’re getting into a car when, in reality, Madonna will wait for the opportune moment to sprout wings and alight upon the steeple of a church where she’ll feed on stray birds and the sins of others. On a related note, anyone else surprised to see Madonna has a reflection? Never would’ve called that one.
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Inmate #2648927 | June 29, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Psycho.
dudester | June 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
FUNNY FISH! I’m still laughing…feed on stray birds and the sins of others. Classic.
Niggler | June 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I just think its funny that the rich can purchase children from poor countries. Oh and Madonna is scary as hell.
amoi | June 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm
She could feed an entire village for a year if she chose to, and yet she fought for one child. Not a malnourished one, by all appearances.
R2-D2 | June 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Boop! boo! beep!
His Huge Greatness Himself | June 29, 2009 at 5:26 pm
This is the ultimate way of ‘green’ transportation.Why does a kid have to show it to us?
Gando | June 29, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I still think a donkey is more comfortable to sit on!
Erin | June 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
How cute is she? Too bad Madonna’s her new mom.
CaptainMorgan | June 29, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Is that the newest Louis Vitton back-pack? Madge certainly is a trend setter. My guess is Angelina Jolie (the soul sucker) will sport some of these fashions soon as well.
Delgo | June 29, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Baby Shaq
ROUGH--king of fap | June 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Why is agent Smith from the matrix doing security for madonna
Automated Response | June 29, 2009 at 6:57 pm
What’s with adopting the African Kids?
Why not Somali kids even?
Did you know that Africa has some of the world’s best potential in
agricultural and mineral development but the native Africans have
no idea how to develop the continent?
True story.
julie | June 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm
kid looks like a werewolf..
julie | June 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm
kid looks like a werewolf..
julie | June 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm
kid looks like a werewolf..
joy | June 29, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Little girl looks like a little Oprah
joy | June 29, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Little girl looks like a little Oprah
sin | June 29, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Madona is acting like a tree to make this new one feel at home.
Holy Cow | June 29, 2009 at 11:00 pm
That kid is gonna be a beast. Mark my words. I’m calling it right here…keeping the rug rat fed sends Madonna into bankruptcy and when she is eventually evicted from their Hollywood home the Fire Department will have to knock down a wall to hoist the kid out with crane. You heard it here first.
RaraAvis | June 29, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Oh, look! A pretty little girl sitting on a gnarled tree branch!
Salty Bob | June 30, 2009 at 12:03 am
“Hi, little girl, you sure are cute! Are you out with your grandma?”
thandrale | June 30, 2009 at 12:05 am
The white mans burden is heavy indeed.
captain america | June 30, 2009 at 1:22 am
MICHAEL JACKSON set the pace, folks,
(with the GOOD & the bad)
jet | June 30, 2009 at 3:13 am
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Sadly | June 30, 2009 at 4:02 am
This is the latest fashion accessory for the rich. Buy an African kid (that has a family) and pose with it. Pick from the cream of the crop, you can’t get any malnourished ones that really don’t have homes. Havens forbid you get one with aides because they might tarnish your nice shinny white kids you got at home. You must go to an African country because they are the only selling their kids.
sin | June 30, 2009 at 4:16 am
Madonna has to carry it because it doesn’t know how to walk upright on the ground yet. It is still used to swinging from the trees.
That is one UGLY kid. That kid is going to be a huge fat ass slob, soon.
Charley Kane | June 30, 2009 at 7:31 am
Poor kid
Mette | June 30, 2009 at 9:17 am
OHHHH MY… the little sweet girl has a red band around her wrist. That’s a little to soon to let Kabbalah “eat her”!
Anonymous | June 30, 2009 at 9:36 am
AHHH, nothing better than a little racism to start my day. It’s either here or on /b/, I love them both. Also, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
gotmilk? | June 30, 2009 at 10:33 am
she’s got the kid for three seconds & she’s already tied that stupid red string on her arm? this kid is fucked.
Tom K | June 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Is buying kids from Africa like the new craze? Madonna makes me fucking sick!
verga | June 30, 2009 at 1:12 pm
madonna hurry up and fucking die already.
DCMikeRotch | June 30, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Dennis Rodman is the father.
Cheryl | June 30, 2009 at 4:49 pm
“LOOK OUT MADONNA YOU’RE BEING MUGGED!”
Talk about a “monkey on your back.”
Poopflinger | July 1, 2009 at 1:38 pm
These fruitcakes remind me of little white girls who want a black doll because all their dolls are blond haired and blue eyed. I hope the novelty wears off before these poor kids are completely screwed up so they can have some normal parents.
katya | July 31, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Why??Afro kids????guilty rich maybe..
christmas presents | October 31, 2009 at 2:52 am
People stop comments like this on maddona. She is doing noble work, no matter the kid is from Africa , arizona or Cambodia . At least she is doing something social by taking time from her schedule. We should not criticise her for what she is doing.
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