Madonna slipping Jesus the tongue

Madonna and Jesus Luz were photographed making out in a Rio de Janeiro nightclub last night shooting down rumors the two have split. However, these photos do confirm rumors that Madonna is a walking corpse with the power to manipulate the living. Seriously, she looks like every 20-something I see at the bars if they’d been allowed to decompose for a couple of days. Then again, that means they can’t suddenly remember they’re a lesbian when you wink at them.

Clever, Jesus. Clever…

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