During her mid-30′s, Madonna’s biological clock started ticking and she was desperate to have children. According to a new book released today “Madonna: Like an Icon”, she almost let the late rapper Tupac Shakur bust a kid up in there. NY Daily News reports:
The singer’s friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death.
“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,’” – so she got dumped!
Why does it have to be about race all the time? Maybe Tupac, being the forward thinker that he was, just liked vagina. Regardless of skin color. Did anyone think of that? I believe there’s a saying, “We’re all gray in the dark.” Except for the freaky pale Irish. They tend to glow.
Flo | October 30, 2007 at 4:31 pm
First!
kpol | October 30, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Tupac, what were you thinking????????????
pointandlaugh | October 30, 2007 at 4:43 pm
what the hell is up with Madonna’s ENORMOUS PUMPED UP ARMS? hahahahaha that looks really gross and unfeminine.
Jimbo | October 30, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Jimbo says I love that good and plenty
Jimbo says am I first?
tupac | October 30, 2007 at 4:46 pm
all i need in this life you see.. is me and my girlfriend
HA! | October 30, 2007 at 4:46 pm
That would have been branded racism if Tupac was white. Just saying….
South African hottie | October 30, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Black ppl r nt racist, only white racists r racist!
the logic here comes from: “men r nt fat, only fat women r fat”!
Joe C | October 30, 2007 at 4:49 pm
She is, has always been and will always be hideous. To add insult to injury, Mr. Madonna has not put out a good movie since he married this slag.
ph7 | October 30, 2007 at 4:52 pm
She looks like my grandmother on steroids.
flapping labia | October 30, 2007 at 4:56 pm
WOW, she is disgusting. Who cares about this irrelevant old cunt anymore? She’s a waste of granny skin.
BigBoneDaddy | October 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I wonder if Pac hit it to “How Do You Want It?”
havoc | October 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Hey, its all pink on the inside……..
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veggi | October 30, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Tupac fucked white dudes?
Shit4Brains | October 30, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Eww! Nasty looking woman and who really gives a shit about her “biological clock” anyways. She’s got tons of money to buy any baby she wants. How come these rich people aren’t happy with their own biological children that they have to go “collect” them from other countries?????? Alas she started too late and could never hope to catch up to Brad and Angelina.
Jimbo | October 30, 2007 at 5:10 pm
She has nice biceps. I’d like to feel one at the edge of my anus.
Emmyem | October 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Well, she’s not OLD old, but she’s not young. She’s pushing fifty……and she has dude arms, and her face is kind ragged, but old would be…IVANA TRUMP or Joan Collins. You know the look. Skinny old flabby legs, a gut and no ass, because they never exercise and sit around drinking champagne and screwing gigilos.
What ever happened to the father of Lourdes? Is he like a tramp or something?
And Madonna with that kid DAVID. Man, she had two nice kids. Then she goes and does that. WHY? I just don’t get it.
I saw her live in 2001, she looked great. Now, not so much. I was given the tickets, folks. I’m not a huge fan…..actually, I am not a fan at all. Her daughter looks 17. Madonna better watch it! I have a young daughter, I dread it when she becomes “of age” Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Emmyem | October 30, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Oh, and # 9, have you ever SEEN your grandmother on steriods? I’ll bet you haven’t. Because she totally would not look like Madonna does now. She’d look……….worse. You’ll have to trust me on this. *smile*
nipolian | October 30, 2007 at 5:24 pm
#8 – I don’t remember Mr. Madonna making any good movies prior to hooking up with this stinkhole. Man…..the arms are giving me the heebie jeebies.
tinkertenor | October 30, 2007 at 5:26 pm
anybody else notice that madonna has three hands in the third picture? all the multitasking makes sense now. ps – your grandmother would be the hottest grannie in the world….madonna looks no different in these pictures than angelina, only minus the freakshow tattoos and alien lips
PunkA | October 30, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I think Britany’s next move will be to try to get with Tupac, since all she can do is copy Madonna. When being told Tupac is dead, she will settle for JJ Walker, cuz he is “Dy-no-mite” in the sack.
BunnyButt | October 30, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Isn’t that the chick from Terminator 2?
Emmyem | October 30, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Oh, # 8, Guy Richie made “Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels” before he married Madonna. It was pretty good. Now, he just makes bad movies and is incredibly rich. Good deal for him! And for FIFTY, I looked again, Madonna looks pretty good. Her arms ARE creepy, but so are Angelina’s. Angelina is about 32 and she is looking ragged and wrinkly. Her knees, no ass, bony everything.
Just sayin……………..
PunkA | October 30, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Add another celeb type to the meth list:
Madonna
Angelina
The OC chick
Beatles Beatle | October 30, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Now that would be a beautiful kid….with loads of talent genes
South African Hottie with a Smelly cooter | October 30, 2007 at 6:03 pm
sigh Blacks should all go to Africa and evolve for a while longer. We left you behind thousands of years ago and should not mix. It don’t work.
RealImportant | October 30, 2007 at 6:04 pm
You know you are having a total suck day when you post pictures of Madonna and say just about 20 years ago this babe almost made babies with a dead rapper. This is so relevent today. Infact it is so relevent that ritchie is divorcing his wife. WGAF!
Ript1&0 | October 30, 2007 at 6:04 pm
The Irish glow with sparkling light and beauty. Unlike some whose scales glow with the nuclear waste of the Thames, Fish face.
TupacThought | October 30, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Do you suppose on the day Tupac was shot that just as the trigger was pulled and he saw that bullet headed straight at him that he thought: I wished I’d made that baby with Madonna? NOT!
Vince Lombardi | October 30, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Tupac fucked Madonna and it killed him.
Nat X | October 30, 2007 at 6:10 pm
White people are pathetic.
J-Sin | October 30, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Thug Life!
Taylor | October 30, 2007 at 6:11 pm
yes…Why DOES it always have to be about race?
such a shame too. Black and white people make some pretty babies.
*le sigh*
Alex | October 30, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Some of the most racist people I know are black. That’s no surprise.
nipolian | October 30, 2007 at 6:16 pm
#30 – That is brilliant……Are you a professional writer? Shitbag!
turf sandwich | October 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I love how Tupac’s friends give him shit for dating a ‘white girl’ as if Madonna still wasn’t the biggest female popstar at the time.
But now he’s dead and she’s had a sex change.
PS. why is racism okay if you’re black? And why is Madonna okay with that?
White is the Light and Black is Evil | October 30, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Black skulls are primitve and ape-like. Yuck!!! Gorilla faces. And they say the differences are only skin deep. Uh huh. Whites and blacks and orientals and their derivatives – the indians are completely different. Not that there is anything wrong with that at all. Just don’t expect those who never left Africa to evolve to behave as though they did.
amma | October 30, 2007 at 7:00 pm
…Totally agree w/#22! What is up, in general, with celebrity women and their arms!!!!
Dan Sullivan | October 30, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Have to admit the Irish thing about glowing is true but only so the ladies can see which is our hands and such and where is the leprechaun..wand..is…
JrsyGrl | October 30, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Does she want her arms to look like that?
Nat X | October 30, 2007 at 7:22 pm
White men have small dicks.
1MILF Hunter | October 30, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Even in the dark, all vaginas are pink. That is unless they’re infected. Like paris Hilton’s. That thing has scales.
roughdaddy | October 30, 2007 at 8:38 pm
tupac too? dennis rodman, sam cassel, big daddy kane, and dudes i cant even remember,,, geez that chick must look like the grand canyon if you know what i mean,,,,guy richie mustve been swimming….
roughdaddy | October 30, 2007 at 8:49 pm
by the way get off her dick all of you fat fucks…her arms look fine,,,the woman is doing all she can to stay youngish,,,gravity is not a friend to women,,,so go ahead madona do what u have2
Pffft | October 30, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Who cares about that nigga? That nigga ain’t around no mo. No one gonna remember that nigga in 50 years. Rap sucks and so did that nigga.
Bumore | October 30, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Pffffffffft u a bitch ass nigga!!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2289583
fweem | October 30, 2007 at 9:52 pm
the lady behind Madonna is trying to steal my soul :(
kitty_kat | October 30, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Iunno… kinda funny how they only come up with these type of things AFTER the person is dead and can’t refute it. Kinda like the chick who waited until AFTER Marlon Brando was dead to say she was his secret lover. Smells of bullshit to me…
And besides… Tupac and Madonna? Just can’t see it… sorry.
Stella | October 30, 2007 at 10:43 pm
them both were/are freaks between the sheets
Michael | October 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I believe the saying you were after was.. “they are all pink on the inside”
Travel Story | October 30, 2007 at 11:54 pm
It’s a machine!!! Is she staring in the next terminator movie?