Madonna really needs to stop doing this

January 20th, 2009 // 261 Comments

What’s searing your retinas right now are new promo shots for Madonna’s Hard Candy album. It’s like she walked on set and asked to look like Marilyn Manson, but less appealing to the eye. That said, this can’t be selling CDs. Unless they come with razor blades, in which case, I’ll take two.

Well played, Madonna. Well played.

Photos: Daily Mail
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  1. itsy

    *vomit*

  2. Ok, Madonna, IS OLD!!!!
    NOBODY WANT TO LOOK AN OLD USED UP UGLY WOMAN>>>
    Madonna, please spear your fans….GROSE!!!!!!!!!!
    YUCK, think I am going to be sick!!!!!

  3. Ok, Madonna, IS OLD!!!!
    NOBODY WANT TO LOOK AN OLD USED UP UGLY WOMAN>>>
    Madonna, please spear your fans….GROSE!!!!!!!!!!
    YUCK, think I am going to be sick!!!!!

  4. Ok, Madonna, IS OLD!!!!
    NOBODY WANT TO LOOK AN OLD USED UP UGLY WOMAN>>>
    Madonna, please spear your fans….GROSE!!!!!!!!!!
    YUCK, think I am going to be sick!!!!!

  5. Mdiz

    Who’s the tranny?

  6. Mdiz

    Who’s the tranny?

  7. Jade

    lol.. the last pic, the one with her sitting down.. absolutely screams GRANDMA.

    How old is she, anyways?

  8. BY

    hey maria!!so much jealous??she looks very god to me.she is 50.how many 50 years old woman u know looking so good like her?? no one.she puts young girls to shame.but this pics werent supposed to come out.they are old.not from now. people are investigating who was the one that puts this in internet

  9. jose

    theres no photoshot.thats amazing for her age.other stars just looks good cause they use photoshot.u go madonna u look damn fine.in paparazzi pics she looks fine.the last pics is bad cause of the lights cause the other pics arent photoshoped

  10. jose

    theres no photoshot.thats amazing for her age.other stars just looks good cause they use photoshot.u go madonna u look damn fine.in paparazzi pics she looks fine.the last pics is bad cause of the lights cause the other pics arent photoshoped

  11. KG

    Madonna’s entire career has been based on the idea of pushing boundaries and selling sex. Unlike a career based on artistry, this is a young person’s game. As such, it should be thought of in the same light as, say, a professional athlete. You have your run, but at some point around 40 or so (in the very best case) you are just too old and have to retire.

    Time to retire.

  12. dragon43078

    Scary old. Looks like the Crypt Keeper has a date.

  13. kent

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthurs dick.

  14. lil m

    i dont get it…whats a problem of a woman like her age doing pics like this??she is no killing no one.whats the problem.she was the woman that did sex book ,she is the most selling artist on the planet.she is the biggest icon.whats the problem of see madonna with an amazing body posing like this.if she was on the beach she will do in bikini right.but this pics weren t supposed to get into internet.are private.all the stars have pics and videos hardcore.but its private

  15. lindsey

    did no one notice the nip slip?? eek!

  16. HagbardC

    I’m surprised that our intrepid Superficial writer missed the nipple in pic 4…

  17. peter

    womans are so jealous.lol.what .she looks hot.u now.she is a woman with lot of experience and looks fierce to me.and she was brave ,she was the first putting pics of her without photoshop,she knew that press will get it wrong.she is preparing something big for sure.she loves it.thats madonna .congrats

  18. guy

    she is hot

  19. jose

    theres no photoshot.thats amazing for her age.other stars just looks good cause they use photoshot.u go madonna u look damn fine.in paparazzi pics she looks fine.the last pics is bad cause of the lights cause the other pics arent photoshoped

  20. darc

    nipple!!!!!

    good for her for looking this good for her age, whether it’s plastic surgery or working out. but this kind of photoshoot should be for herself, not for other people! yuck.

  21. ka

    this pics are old and they are not officials.but its good see madonna looking so good

  22. Jammy

    Exhumed, eh?

  23. jonas

    darc-and this photoshoot was for herself.but someone put then in the internet.now people are investigating who did that.she must be pissed.she said once that she used to have hardcore versions of videos or pics just for her.not to public.but she is fine.her nipples drives me crazy

  24. Bay

    Okay, we get it, Madonna. You love working out, you love looking strong and in control, and you just love being brash. Now get this; nobody likes looking at you bony crotch. It’s not pretty and it’s absolutey not sexy. It’s severe, angry and tired. Please stop thrusting it out in everyones face every opportunity you get. Try to relax the “I’ll dry fuck you” image a little bit, okay.

  25. Ein

    Had she aged naturally living a more “normal” life we wouldn’t be seeing this mummy now.

    She used to be pretty hot when she wasn’t into massive exercises and all that shit.

  26. DIVA

    damn.she really looks good.now this will shut up lots of people.brave madonna

  27. boychld

    ein-if she didnt do so much exercise she will look flacid and old.she looks nice.but those pics were just for her.not for public.she didnt use this for nothing.not for promote her last album.someone stole that.lol.she used to be hot and she stll hot at 50.

  28. obama

    nice nip slip

  29. fabio

    she defenilly looks good.i never met no one at her age looking so good.her boobs ,her ass,all in the right places.wow.my friends just get mad now.lol

  30. bday

    oh my god.her nipple.xii.she has nice nipples.check on youtube.body of evidence

  31. joe

    ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))) nice

  32. Dan

    I haven’t been following this to closely, so I may have missed it, but has anyone else notice that the name of her album is something most closely associated with stuff found in your grandmom’s purse? Was that intentional?

  33. Racer X

    Put some clothes on grandma.

    /SICK

  34. BIO

    madonna how can u look like that at 50.congrats.when i saw u on stage u were non stop.nice very nice

  35. English Bob

    Nos. 8,9,14,17,19, 23, 28…Either you’re the same person posting under different names or……You’re a bunch of fucking idiots who all went to retard school and learned nothing.

    Come on guys, you know you would, she’d lash you out of it!!

  36. Newcastle

    She is in really good shape for her age but God I don’t want to look at it. Vomit in my lap.

  37. mimi

    take all ur clothes baby.womens are so jealous. this ladies must be nerds ,fat and ugly.get a life and leave madonna alone.she is the biggest icon in the planet.get a life

  38. jacquie galea

    She looks fierce, I am her age, and am considered hot by younger men, I wish I was as physically fit as she it, HOWEVER, a little more flesh would make her sexier and it is time to stop trying to push the boundaries, she can be sexy without being so freakin’g extreme about it, no one is happy about getting older, and there is nothing wrong with trying to look more youthful, her denial of her age though, is almost sad. She will be happier when she accepts she can control and change everything.

  39. jacquie galea

    She looks fierce, I am her age, and am considered hot by younger men, I wish I was as physically fit as she it, HOWEVER, a little more flesh would make her sexier and it is time to stop trying to push the boundaries, she can be sexy without being so freakin’g extreme about it, no one is happy about getting older, and there is nothing wrong with trying to look more youthful, her denial of her age though, is almost sad. She will be happier when she accepts she can control and change everything.

  40. rodriguez

    shes hot

  41. minu

    fierce.u still got it

  42. Sport

    thats fucked up. Trying soooo hard to remain relevant. Ewww.

  43. Jose, you are not allowed to comment here anymore.

    Madonna, for the love of God, cover those bones already!!! You’re scaring me!!

  44. havoc

    Yeah……no.

    .

  45. SEWEW

    im gaga.what an amazing body.oh guy u are missing all of this monument.i want her so bad

  46. boytoy

    she is relevant.quenn supreme like perez hilton said.she is a goddess.

  47. Imhotep

    How in HELL do all these damn minions keep escaping my tomb?

    Get back to work, you emaciated trollop! My wrappings need changed, post-haste.

  48. therusskie

    My thoughts: Madonna, like many other celebs, need to be reminded of what is ‘age and body appropriate’ sexy. She also needs to be reminded of what is sexy for HER, not for others. I remember that when the Sex Book came out, Madonna was a the peak of her career and age wise, appropriate for all out sex book. I recall that when I saw her in Evita, I thought THIS is the way to do sexy at 30/40 years. Same could be said for when she was doing the video Take a Bow and Bad Girl.

    But now, I think Madonna forgot what is appropraite for a) her body and b) her age. She is very muscular, and not in the androgenous, hot way. She needs the camera to hit her soft angles. If you do nudes, take feminine poses and soft light. If she wants a harder, sexier look, she needs to cover up. Be it all white or all black, but more coverage. The pictures above would work well for someone like Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox or Demi Moore, who are by nature curvier and sensual and have a warm look. Madonna has a very ‘cold’ look, so a sexy look would be something that makes her look softer.

    That’s just my two cents on the issue. I do think that sadly, she looks terribly old in the last picture. She is not terribly old or terribly looking. But, the way the photo was taken and how the light hits her face, she looks horrible.

  49. Belinda

    All she could afford was a male g-string bikini bottom? Is there a penis under there? Probably not, but that’s what you think when you look at it.

  50. billy

    i think she looks much better in this than the airbrushed look,stars looks plastic ,in the normal ones and not human

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