Madonna Will Dance The Black Swan Now

January 24th, 2012 // 45 Comments

“Quick, cover your ears. She’s using her Banshee shriek!”

Here’s Madonna at the New York City premiere of W.E. last night where she reminded us mere mortals that she can assume any form at any time so clearly she wants her arms to look like death. She meant to do that.

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  1. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
    Frank Burns
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    Oh, shit! That’s just creepy! Makes me want to go hide in the linen closet under a pile of blankets until the scary thing goes away.

  2. sc4play

    Quick!! Kill it with fire!! And lots of it!!!

  3. whip

    her next assignment: THE SNEAKY SNAKE!!

  4. karlito

    it must be Hell to suddenly come to the realization that you will soon become irrelevant when you were once the most famous woman on earth. she’s going out kicking and screaming with her “look at me” personna these days. her Golden Globe speech was embarrassing, to say the least, and her self promotion is so tiresome. nobody likes or respects a narcissist.

    • painted taint

      “soon become irrelevant”

      When was she relevant? Her pop hits? Her pornography? Her mediocre films? Clue me in here.

      • LOL When was she relevant? How about the last 25 years.

        She has more Top 10 hits then ANYONE in history. Her last album hit #1 in 46 countries. The lead single from that album hit #1 in 34 countries. The tour supporting the album is the top selling tour for a solo artist in history, beating out herself. She’s the most photographed woman in the world.

        I’d say that 25 years later, she’s more relavant than most out there today.

  5. I’ll give her this – she makes Gwyneth Paltrow seem less annoying.

  6. Does The Enema Society sponsor her film?

  7. Cock Dr

    She did sorta cover up the arms.
    This is a woman who used to take off her clothes in front of cameras on a regular basis…she’s pretty much stopped that now and I am grateful. A 20 something Madonna running around naked was one thing; this Madonna needs to stay very very garbed.

  8. alex

    i disagree with you guys…I think she’s finally arrived at “acceptance.” She’s actually dressed age-appropriately and you are all ripping her to shreds. More long full-body covering dresses for Madge! Take it to the streets my peeps!

  9. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
    KC
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    Not pictured: 50 black microphones

  10. I could swear I killed that thing on Skyrim with The Voice and some hydrangeas.

  11. ito

    she should-ve worn this to the Globes.

  12. Snow White needs to watch her ass – apparently the evil Queen is back.

  13. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    “are those vegan communion wafers?”

  14. Bonky

    If she was a classy woman that would be a great look for her, but she’s just an arrogant loudmouthed skank.

  15. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    “See how the serpent “tastes” the air, which helps it locate prey and sense their way in the dark”

  16. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    Madonna got excited because she thought the wall said “ME”, which is pretty much all that she cares about these days.

  17. Mike

    I didn’t know they were auditioning for the Wicked Witch of the West.

  18. The Royal Penis

    I’d bang Grandma. I’m sure she needs lube…but I’d be hitting it with a condom anyway given her track record.

  19. Mando

    She found a $5 in her purse. Outrageous!

  20. casual observer

    The photo is her demonstration of how she welcomes a cock…just think of the thousands that have been in that mouth by now

  21. The Critical Crassness

    The Caption of this post is less funny than you intended, Fish, since she is a classically trained dancer who wanted to be a ballerina until her knees were damaged…..as usual another half-assed attempt at being relevant….

    • Well, if she wanted to keep her knees in good condition, she shouldn’t have been down on the floor of Studio 54 giving all those blow jobs.

  22. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
    Frank Burns
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    Must be having a flashback to her relationship with Jenny Shimizu.

  23. Fame Has A Price

    If she spends enough of her money then the fame generated will keep her relevant, however the person she edges out of the spotlight that has talent will never be appreciated. Society is less evolved because of Madonna, we all suffer lack exposure to the artists that we never get a chance to see because of her media company.

  24. Frank Burns

    Fashion designers say Madonna’s frock is the perfect option for her lifestyle, whether she’s belching out unrequested arias, mixing potions over the kabalah cauldron, or going cougar on young Latin males.

  25. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
    Adolf II
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    Somewhere, Marlene Dietrich is proud.

  26. The Royal Penis

    I wonder if she smells like mothballs now.

  27. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    BABIES!!!!

  28. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    The skull handbag. This year’s must-have for every apprentice serving a Mistress of the Dark Arts.

  29. “It’s all about me,
    It’s all about me…”
    (sung to the tune of It Had To Be You)

  30. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
    haha!
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    I thought they killed all the witches way back when..

  31. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    I think madonna looks like Joan Crawford with dyed blonde hair. Does anybody out there feel the way I do? She acts like her too.

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    True swinger
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    Gorgeous, sexy woman!!!

  34. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    What a gorgeous sexy woman!!!

  35. Madonna W.E. Premiere Crazy Outfit
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    Lovely sexy photo of a stunning lady!!!

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