Madonna Wouldn’t Let TIFF Volunteers Look at Her

September 13th, 2011 // 63 Comments

Following on the heels of Hydrangea-Gate, Madonna was her sunny, corpse-like self again yesterday when she made volunteers at the Toronto International Film Festival stare at the fucking wall because she didn’t want them looking at her when she walked past them. No, really. The Globe and Mail reports:

It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.

Maybe their socialist Canadian eyes would rob her of her powers? No, that would require the presence of the Maple Child… I’ll figure this out. In the meantime, enjoy Madonna’s equally-as-cunty response to the whole hydrangea fiasco which I’m surprised wasn’t just her mumbling Latin into a camera while your firstborn burst into flames behind you. Sorcery used to be a regal affair, is all I’m saying.

Photo: Getty, Splash News


  1. Mickey0123

    Who the fuck would want to look at her. She looks like a fatality from a train wreck. Get over yourself Madonna, you were never even that attractive when you were young. Now you look like a sea hag.


    So, the narcissistic bitch actually came back to “the fascist state of Toronto” again? I guess everyone forgot about her yawn-tastic attempts at being edgy in Toronto in her stupid “Truth or Dare” self-masturbatory movie.

    Someday this bitch is going to kill little Lourdes when she grows up to be hotter than her mom. We’ll call that episode “Mommy Dearest II: How Dare You Look Better than Me.” It’s the roll McDonna was born to play.

  3. Madrama

    Were these volunteers 3 years old????? How stupid are they for abiding.

  4. XFX

    “One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.”

    I think that’s the saddest part, that they actually did it.

  5. angerinside

    She’s starting to look like Ed Bagley Jr. dressed up as a cunt.

  6. kimmykimkim

    I don’t get it. John Lennon was shot, Gianni Versace was shot…why isn’t there somebody out there that will shoot this bitch? Is it because she has no talent? It has to be that. So, do we just hope for ass cancer and call it a day?

    • What a retard

      John & Gianni were shot when they were at the height of their popularity & relevance; they were societally important. Madonna’s never been important or relevant; she’s a pathetically hagged out old whore. I don’t think anyone can look at her long enough to set up for a shot, without puking first at the sight of her…

  7. Grimmer

    Mutton dressed as lamb.

  8. Madonna Toronto International Film Festival
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    I would have flipped her off as she walked by. Bitch.

  9. Madonna Toronto International Film Festival
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    Has been! Who would want to look at your butt ugly, desperate, old face anyway? I would rather look at a hydrangea anyday.

  10. Tom

    Hi Everyone,

    Firstly this story is fake! I was there and am a TIFF volunteer. Neither Madonna nor anyone on her team asked anyone to look the other way. Im not sure where this stupid story came from but it is COMPLETELY not true. Furthermore she was the nicest person ever. She gave me two autographs for each of my daughters. Some of the people here are just jealous and want any excuse to hate on her. Anyway, the comments on here are really disgusting and speak more about you as people than they do about her. It also goes to show you how powerful of a celebrity she is that she can invoke such emotion from people like you who have never met her.

    • gumption

      Lourdis? Is that you?

    • Frank Burns

      I want everyone to know that I too was a TIFF volunteer, and that this guy Tom was nowhere near the place! People did look away from Madonna, not because of orders, but because their dark, black souls could not tolerate the shimmering white light emitted by the beauty of her soul when she rode by on her unicorn Stephanopoulus!

    • Bob

      AHHHH…. the “you express disfavor because you’re jealous of them” retort.
      Heaven forbid the disfavor is deserved or warranted by such things as the hydrangea incident – you know, things that really did happen.
      I sure hope you’re not Canadian Tom as if so you just dumbed down our whole nation with the “you’re jealous” remark.

    • Cunty McCuntster

      I want everyone to know that I too was a TIFF volunteer, and that madonna blew every dude there; they lined up outside of her room and she sucked them all off. She’s queen whore, no doubt…

      • Toy4Paco

        She blew everyone? Not very smart of you to put that in writing! I hear she’s starting lawsuits against people for defamation!

    • Toy4Paco

      Thank You!

  11. Phil Asheeo

    Her vagina is full of bitter acid, the new Medusa metaphor!

  12. Frunken

    She looks more like Christina Applegate with cancer than Christina Applegate did with cancer.

  13. Compound9

    She saved the lives of those people. If you are to look her in the eyes you will turn to stone.

    On another note. She is a fucking cunt and has been for way to long. She needs a good checkup from Michael Jackson’s doctor? sorry, too soon huh! no seriously can we make that happen?

  14. dumpy wumpy

    what do you expect from someone as close to a porn star as one can get w/o being in one


  15. Just looking at her makes me want to join Opus Dei , looking at her face backstage you have to know she has that Medusa face, only she steals souls like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.

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    It’s a public service, really. When you look at the Gorgon you turn to stone, after all. It’s just another way to show that she cares for the meaningless little people she has to put up with…

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    Nothing to look at anyway…thumbs up to Meh’s comment.

  18. Lola

    Vadge is morphing into Patsy from AB FAB.

  19. MaterialBitch

    Fuck You Madonna you sorry old BITCH!! Never bought a piece of your shitass music and never will you used up slut! Get your sorry head out of your ass and just fucking die already!!

    B I T C H !!!!!

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    Looks like our precious Madge has a 5 o’clock shadow coming in…

  21. Cunty McCuntster

    Everytime I read something about this has-been whore, it makes me want to slug her across the face. I hope she dies real soon; it’ll be the only contribution she’s ever made to society that doesn’t benefit her first…

  22. What an asshole.

  23. Burt

    She’s desperate for publicity for her movie, and when you’re desperate, any publicity will do.

  24. forrest gump

    ……………… know her age yet?

  25. forrest gump

    some people like her………….
    …………SOME DON’T.

  26. forrest gump

    I warned you: DON’T COME NEAR HER!!
    (she’s from california)

  27. Elf

    Madonna at an international film festival makes as much sense as putting Kim Kardashian in recording studio.

  28. Toy4Paco

    The only thing scary about this story is that all of you FUCKING IDIOTS actually believe it! Get a life people! Long Live the QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Phill Aasheeo

    Princess of Darkness has come to steal souls for her dark lord . I’d face the wall too!

  30. Jess

    F**k this has been!! I would have stared at her right in the face. WHY DO WE CONTINUE TO IDOLIZE A-HOLES like her?

    • Toy4Paco

      Has been? The has been grossed $400 million on her last tour! She has more cash in her purse than you will earn in a lifetime! Has been…..LOL

  31. yomomma

    she can work out all she wants. ain’t gonna stop her face from caving in.

  32. puddleduck

    Fuck her and her movie. Somebody should have taken those hydrangeas and stuffed them up her ugly, putrid ass. Bitch should be boycotted! Somebody start a boycott website….stat!!!

  33. a pornstar

    I wish I had Madonna money, instead I have secretary money.

  34. Wait

    People want to believe bullshit stories like this – they see celebrities as being superior to them, and they don’t want to feel inferior.

    So they need to tear down celebrities, and made-up stories about ridiculously egotistical demands are the way that they do it.

    If you want to believe that this story is true, go ahead. But do not be under any illusion – you are only fooling yourself.

  35. Ninny

    What’s with the ridiculous fake dark roots?

  36. Madonna Toronto International Film Festival
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    stop hurting her please,she has a wonderful singing voice with highlites that no o
    ther has,she hasd been in many films such Evita and tried her hand at braud way plays,,remember Seed the plow,oh such brillience,now she has her own rcording company,so THINK!,OH but yeah this and a whole lot of you”HATERS AND WRECKERS”want nothing more than to see her GONE! Yeah you must realy despise anyone over 35,you wish Stones fans would disaper too,you don’t mind so much McJagger and co though,because he’s a man,you would’nt mind if he went the way of D.Bowie though.Look i know Madona is aflake ok,but it’s music ok,talent is not that important and she ahs more than most.Pooo you!

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