Madonna Throws M.I.A. Under The Bus

February 10th, 2012 // 79 Comments
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“With incredible speed the sorceress queen suddenly mounted the arms of her dark throne and with a mighty shriek, the sun no longer shown upon the Earth for a fortnight. Crops wilted, children wailed and most terrifying of all, her arid crevasse demanded pleasure from our strongest, most strapping young boys. Their discarded carcasses a testament to her insatiable lust. Plus she reanimated a few and made them practice dance routines. Shit was fucked up.” – From the personal journal of Christopher Columbus. September 8, 1492.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Madonna waited less than a week to toss M.I.A. under the bus for showing her middle finger to Super Bowl audiences for less than half a second. Or “The New Holocaust” as it’ll be forever known. TMZ reports:

Madonna called in to “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” this morning — saying, “I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it.”
Madonna told Ryan, “I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity, it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager … irrelevant thing to do … there was such a feeling of love and unity there. What was the point?”
Madge added, “It was just out of place.”

Translation: “Me me me me. Nobody talked about me. Me me me me. Necronomicon.”

In the meantime, the “Hollywood’s an Illuminati conspiracy to convert us all to devil worship” sites spent the week accusing Madonna’s halftime show of being a massive tribute to Satan which is, of course, hilarious because who do the hell these people think Madonna really is? There’s sort of this thing called the Grand Canyon where she fell when God kicked her out of heaven for talking in a British accent. Seriously, nobody reads anymore.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. “It’s such a teenager, irrelevant thing to do…” said the elderly lady in the cheerleader outfit.

  2. fooey

    So glad I turned the channel during the halftime show. I can barely stand the pictures I’ve seen.

  3. Jane Smith

    ok the ‘prologue’ to this post is priceless. The visual of the arid crevasse is especially clear. BRA-vo!

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    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Really cheap-ass shot, the dude from LMFAO not grabbing MADONNA’S leg for a wheelbarrow!

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    If They Had Step Aerobics In 51 BC.

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    Barfdonna
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    I do not think there is a bucket large enough to contain the amount of vomit generated by looking at those pictures…

    She tries to be taken all seriously, but still has to lower herself to the lowest common denominator (the crotch)….

    Really sad & pathetic…

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    Wow just a stunning sexy photo!!! I would so love to explore and worship Madonna’s beautiful sexy vagina!!!

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    Another beautiful, sexy, and hot photo of Madonna displaying her gorgeous legs and addictive crotch!!!

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    I love it when Madonna shows her sexy beautiful crotch!!! She is such an addictive woman!!!

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    Madonna spreading her gorgeous legs and showing her sexy addictive crotch to attract her male prey!!! So wish I was there!!!

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    What a lucky guy! Imagine Madonna wrapping her gorgeous legs around your head!!! However, if it was me, I would have my head turned around with my face buried in her crotch so I could lick and explore her beautiful pussy!!!

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