How Dare You Enslave Madonna With Your Mortal Texting Etiquette?!

October 11th, 2013 // 21 Comments
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Seen here with director Steve McQueen at the New York Film Festival, Madonna was invited to a special screening of 12 Years A Slave where she proceeded to text the entire time and marked those who would dare disrupt her unholy missives, according to Page Six:

A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting,” seated in a row with Jason Ritter, J. Alexander and Michael K. Williams. Finally, an audience member asked the blonde to stop, and the gloved one shot back: “It’s for business . . . enslaver!” During a roaring standing ovation, the blonde ducked out, and, “Sure enough, in black lace gloves, was Madonna!”

I like how Madonna was watching a very serious film about the actual life of a slave, yet felt the need to equate that with being asked not to text during a movie. Then again, had it been Schindler’s List, she probably would’ve said, “It’s for business… Holocauster!” Or Spider-man, “It’s for business… Tobey Maguire’s face!” She likes to take things to extreme. And read the entrails of her enemies to divine the future. That, too.

Photos: Getty

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  1. soft n furry

    This whhhhhore is so incredibly overdue for a nice, swift CUNT PUNT. Thank you, pop culture overlords, for making us suffer this utter asshole for over thirty years now.
    What a tsunami of fuckery this country is.

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    Granny pants.

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    Good lord, why did I click on this? The hell is wrong with me?

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    I told the nursing home attendants to not granny outside without pants.

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    from mid-thigh down, not bad.

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    Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom.

  7. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Get over your guilt complex, Fish.

  8. So Madonna was watching a movie about slavery, and suddenly had a “business” idea that couldn’t wait?

    Interesting…

  9. You all make me sick with your white pretentiousness.

  10. *spoiler*-
    the “enslaver” audience member that asked madonna to stop was a vial of botox.

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    you almost have it madonna.
    now just stick your tongue out.
    like let it hang and wave it around.
    k you’ll get the hang of it.

  12. Nubian Queen

    White women having no respect . What else is new?

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    “I’m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvaniaaaa!”

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    She looks like a dominatrix at a convalescent home.

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    She doesn’t look a day over 60

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    That smile reminds me so much of Jorja Fox.

    Sorry, J. :/

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    Jesus Christ, that’s terrifying, flipping over from the Guccione Collection Madonna nudes…

    *shiver*

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