Madonna Still Walks Among The Living and Other News

November 30th, 2010 // 55 Comments

- Kim Kardashian wanted her breasts to stop growing because she’s the Devil. [Popeater]

- Johnny Depp has a lot of stuff to say. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is now Team Aniston. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sofia Vergara still has really awesome breasts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mila Kunis is the Anti-Madonna. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Evelyn Lozada made a smart move with Ochocinco. [Bossip]

- Khloe Kardashian regrets losing her virginity at 14. That grizzly bear never truly loved her. [Starpulse]

- Ashley Greene takes her cleavage to the gym. [Popoholic]

- Angelina Jolie, or a convincing argument I should move to the Ukraine? [theCHIVE]

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  1. Heyzeus Hosay

    those boots are not flattering…

  2. Heyzeus Hosay

    whoot! 1st bitches!

  3. Madonna
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    We’ll always have the videos.
    Aging sucks and it sucks even harder for women.

  4. Carolyn

    God she’s ugly.

    • Facebook me

      Madge got an eye lift..seriously this bitch is doing everything she can to ‘defy’ her age…She is going to the wrong plastic surgeons is what her problem is..All that money and can’t get it right?

  5. Cock Dr

    Sometimes she looks great.
    This is not one of those times.

  6. Doc Scweinstrudel

    FISH you are stupid, nobody can repeat Angelina Jolie,neither some Megan anorexic plastic Fox, nor some Ukranian broad with roll of toilet paper!

  7. GTO

    She could easily win a ‘stagger-on role’ on The Walking Dead. No makeup required! An extremely realistic AND inexpensive casting for the show.

    • Puddin' Taine

      I thought The Walking Dead was an autobiography about her. For shame AMC! Leading me on about that….

  8. She might not want to wear boots that make the cellulite squish out the top..

  9. jojo

    Courtney Love is not the look to shoot for Madge.

  10. God FUCKING damn eat a potato. I am amazed that someone like Madonna who claims to be deeply intelligent is instead just remarkably stupid. Labeling this mental case as unattractive is insulting, THAT is a monster. Shell of a human being, vile apparation infesting the innocent.

  11. As Rough as it gets

    I believe this. I was watching a documentary where they claim lighting strike 5 times in one place in the Ukraine.

    • As Rough as it gets

      I believe this. I was watching a documentary where scientist proved lightning strike 5 times in one place in the Ukraine.

      Damn it. I need to hack this site for corrections.

  12. As Rough as it gets

    N

  13. Deacon Jones

    Pizza the Hut called, he wants his skin back.

  14. Donkeypunch

    All that face work she had really isn’t holding up. The money would’ve been better spent feeding more of those African children she’s so found of.

  15. dude

    I wonder if they sell clothes for mortals at the place she bought those boots?

  16. McFeely Smackup

    at least her crotch isn’t shoved in the camera this time, that’s getting old.

  17. FattyFatty2X4

    Best Headline since….
    wait for it…..
    Must…Get…Spoon.. In…Mouf

  18. Madonna
    lady_lynna
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you help me? I seem to have lost my son. Hey, wait! Is she chewing something? OMG, Jimmy!

  19. Madonna
    lady_lynna
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she wearing a hospital bracelet like it’s jewelry?

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  21. Jane

    It’s actually just Ukraine, not THE Ukraine. That’s like saying “I should move to the Canada.” Which actually kind of sounds awesome now that I think about it, but it’s still incorrect.

  22. Madonna
    Flower
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, she looks like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane.

  23. Elliott

    I have to say that the grizzly bear comment about Khloe made me laugh my ass off.

  24. GrimlyFiendish

    I know how to piss McDonna off:

    LET’S SEE MORE OF LOURDES!! SHE’S HOT!

    • horn dog

      Hellz yeah…where’s the penthouse spread?? She’s gotta be in her 20s by now! Fresh meat – yum.

  25. Ash Bones

    Old hags die hard

  26. Mama Pinkus

    she looks like a corpse – I can honestly say I am one year older than Madonna and look MUCH better, without the excessive plastic surgery and home gym

  27. fap

    One more for the plastic surgery disaster wall of shame.

  28. Madonna
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    The funny thing is, if she cut her hair and put down the botox needle, she probably wouldn’t look that bad. Sure, not sexy like the old days, but still attractive. Look at Helen Mirren.

  29. She looks like shit

    She looks pathetically disgusting. Whore should just retire already; she’s a disgusting pig of a woman…

  30. Madonna
    Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    Mad donna is officially OLD… Wich is totally normal, she s like 60 or something ! no one can be “forever young”, no matter how rich or famous a person can be i d love to see her dress like a granny ! it d be great publicity for her !!!

  31. Rhialto

    I personally have no problems with her folks! She did change a lot the last years!

  32. Gando

    In many of her acts is a lot of revenge processing. She did even develope her own technique to cover up her own shortcomings. Just get rid of that and work out your shortcomings.

  33. Mena

    Release the Kracken!

  34. N.

    She looks like the long-lost Olsen triplet!

  35. BENWAW

    Got ta love it a 52 year old dressing like a 14 year old yuk!

  36. Crabby Old Guy

    Grandma?

  37. Madonna
    KB
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what the first poster wrote, she is around 52 and looks seriously worse than most crackheads. Sad part is she did it to herself with all the surgeries! I bet she would give up all her money to go back and erase those mistakes!

  38. erik

    i shoot things prettier than this in house of the dead 4.

  39. Madonna
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a corpse.

  40. Queen of Everything

    Muffin Top legs? come on Madge, you’re just pushing it way too hard.
    Everything you’re doing just makes you look old. Your face is puffed up way too much with filler…. you’ve got that hollywood aging baby-face. You actually look kind of like Baby Jane Hudson -

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