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those boots are not flattering…
whoot! 1st bitches!
yeah – 1st and lame.
We’ll always have the videos.
Aging sucks and it sucks even harder for women.
God she’s ugly.
Madge got an eye lift..seriously this bitch is doing everything she can to ‘defy’ her age…She is going to the wrong plastic surgeons is what her problem is..All that money and can’t get it right?
Sometimes she looks great.
This is not one of those times.
FISH you are stupid, nobody can repeat Angelina Jolie,neither some Megan anorexic plastic Fox, nor some Ukranian broad with roll of toilet paper!
She could easily win a ‘stagger-on role’ on The Walking Dead. No makeup required! An extremely realistic AND inexpensive casting for the show.
I thought The Walking Dead was an autobiography about her. For shame AMC! Leading me on about that….
She might not want to wear boots that make the cellulite squish out the top..
haha good eye! And yuk!
Courtney Love is not the look to shoot for Madge.
God FUCKING damn eat a potato. I am amazed that someone like Madonna who claims to be deeply intelligent is instead just remarkably stupid. Labeling this mental case as unattractive is insulting, THAT is a monster. Shell of a human being, vile apparation infesting the innocent.
I believe this. I was watching a documentary where they claim lighting strike 5 times in one place in the Ukraine.
I believe this. I was watching a documentary where scientist proved lightning strike 5 times in one place in the Ukraine.
Damn it. I need to hack this site for corrections.
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Pizza the Hut called, he wants his skin back.
All that face work she had really isn’t holding up. The money would’ve been better spent feeding more of those African children she’s so found of.
I wonder if they sell clothes for mortals at the place she bought those boots?
at least her crotch isn’t shoved in the camera this time, that’s getting old.
Her crotch? Yeah, it IS getting old. Along with the rest of her.
Best Headline since….
wait for it…..
Must…Get…Spoon.. In…Mouf
Wow, that was worth the wait..
Can you help me? I seem to have lost my son. Hey, wait! Is she chewing something? OMG, Jimmy!
Is she wearing a hospital bracelet like it’s jewelry?
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It’s actually just Ukraine, not THE Ukraine. That’s like saying “I should move to the Canada.” Which actually kind of sounds awesome now that I think about it, but it’s still incorrect.
Fuck Ukraine
fuck YOU, moron
oh, thank God someone already noticed this
Actually, she looks like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane.
She totally looks like tthat.
I have to say that the grizzly bear comment about Khloe made me laugh my ass off.
I know how to piss McDonna off:
LET’S SEE MORE OF LOURDES!! SHE’S HOT!
Hellz yeah…where’s the penthouse spread?? She’s gotta be in her 20s by now! Fresh meat – yum.
Old hags die hard
she looks like a corpse – I can honestly say I am one year older than Madonna and look MUCH better, without the excessive plastic surgery and home gym
One more for the plastic surgery disaster wall of shame.
The funny thing is, if she cut her hair and put down the botox needle, she probably wouldn’t look that bad. Sure, not sexy like the old days, but still attractive. Look at Helen Mirren.
She looks pathetically disgusting. Whore should just retire already; she’s a disgusting pig of a woman…
Mad donna is officially OLD… Wich is totally normal, she s like 60 or something ! no one can be “forever young”, no matter how rich or famous a person can be i d love to see her dress like a granny ! it d be great publicity for her !!!
She’s a complete SKANK!!
I personally have no problems with her folks! She did change a lot the last years!
Duly noted!
In many of her acts is a lot of revenge processing. She did even develope her own technique to cover up her own shortcomings. Just get rid of that and work out your shortcomings.
Release the Kracken!
She looks like the long-lost Olsen triplet!
Got ta love it a 52 year old dressing like a 14 year old yuk!
Grandma?
I don’t care what the first poster wrote, she is around 52 and looks seriously worse than most crackheads. Sad part is she did it to herself with all the surgeries! I bet she would give up all her money to go back and erase those mistakes!
i shoot things prettier than this in house of the dead 4.
Looks like a corpse.
Muffin Top legs? come on Madge, you’re just pushing it way too hard.
Everything you’re doing just makes you look old. Your face is puffed up way too much with filler…. you’ve got that hollywood aging baby-face. You actually look kind of like Baby Jane Hudson -