Yesterday, Madonna was spotted with an “anti-aging device” which some of you pointed out is very similar to oxygen machines used in nursing homes. Which probably explains why she only performed for 45 minutes in Paris later that night causing the French to revolt and call her a slut because apparently that’s what it takes to get these people to fight back. “Oh, you’re invading our country? C’est la vie. Only 45 minutes of Madonna music? We shall cut you like swine!” THR reports:
French fans took Madonna’s “Express Yourself” lyrics seriously on Thursday night when they booed and expressed anger at the singer for cutting short her show at famed Paris concert hall l’Olympia after about 45 minutes.
After Madonna left the stage, fans remained in their seats booing and yelling insults like “salope,” the French word for “slut.”
Of course, Madonna did have time to defend showing a photo of a French politician with a swastika on her face during a recent show which she thought would promote tolerance because she has dementia:
“I know that I made a certain Marine Le Pen very angry with me. And it’s not my intention to make enemies,” Madonna told the crowd before adding: “It’s my intention to promote tolerance. And when we start saying that we have to get rid of this person or we have to get rid of that person, because then we’ll have a better place, it starts to sound like something else, it starts to sound like something scary. So the next time you want to point the finger at somebody and blame them for a problem in your life, take that finger and point it back at you.”
Just so we’re all clear, Madonna thinks publicly displaying a swastika on a person’s forehead shouldn’t make them her enemy, but if it does, that person should blame themselves and not Madonna who in no way is blaming them for making her- You know, what fuck it? I’m done trying to translate her spells. Marine Le Pen is a flying monkey now. That’s how this ends.
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Is that Connor Cruise (tom cruise son) ?
Tattooed above her Vag “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”
What a desperate old witch. She has been doing the same act now for the past 25 years. She is way past her sell by date and needs to realize, we don’t want to see Grandma’s poon. I feel very sorry for her kids.
What does “MDNA” stand for? Muff Diving No Applicants?
This is how they get terrorists to talk at Guantanamo.
Madonna is a total has-been. LOL.
The attack of the killer labia?
Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment, Madonna holds a gun to his head and says LOVE ME!
She only did 45 minutes at L’Olympia? She needs to fire her management for not knowing that by doing so she blew an opportunity to make a couple of extra millions in sales with the release of an album and video of the performance…Never mind, she was probably lip-syncing.
“…because apparently that’s what it takes to get these people to fight back. “Oh, you’re invading our country? C’est la vie.”
What’s pathetic is that Americans make jokes about the French not being able to fight because they know they would have probably lost the American Revolution if it wasn’t for France’s intervention.
gag, your not hot Madonna. The harder you try the more desperate you look.
Oh. My. God. That gaping maw of a vag!!!
Now we know where Madge hides the bodies of her boytoys once she’s done sucking the life out of them.
horrifying
filthy old whore.
this looks so bad. so desperate. she sold her soul to satan and now he is having the last laugh…what a fool this harlot is making of herself.
oh look! she’s a lez. its so outlandish and cutting edge!
yawn.
I don’t get it. Why would they call her a slut for leaving early? Is the implication that she left to go fuck someone?
Surely, they’ve paid to see sluttiness, smut, lewd humour, cheesiness, and implied sexual acts. I paid to see her in London, got all that, and it was well worth it.
Salope, as well as many other French insults like “connasse” “pute” can be used & understood as different ways depending on the situation.
Rather than translating salope as “slut” (which is technically correct), I would translate it as “bitch”.
Are those her intestines on the floor????
Even devout readers of the Kama Sutra are confused with that the *&% this is
We joked about this possibility in 1985.
Sorry, kids.
somebody tell that old lady to dress up
Maddog (madonna) is laughing all the way to the bank. Her castle in the background was copying GaGa’s stage show too. Doesn’t want to make enemies? Her head is about to explode she’s so full of herself. Talk about suckers getting duped. To all those “thug” fans of maddog you may well just wear a “kick me” sign on your backs. That’s how studpid maddog thinks you are, and buddy don’t piss her off, or she will impose a swastika on YOUR forehead. Marine Le Pen…..SUE! SUE! SUE!
I wish maddog would take a long swim off Cape Cod.
She is just so tragic “I’ll undress for you! just love me please!”. x (
Madonna is a Turd……Plain and Simple :)
She also resembles Skeletor from He-Man….just sayin
Madonna doesn’t need to use a gun on me. She is amazingly sexy and I would love to jump on that and would definitely love doing her!!!
Sexy body and great ass! Damn that is gorgeous!!!
What a gorgeous sexy lady! Fabulous body and what an amazing butt! I would so love to do her!!!
What a gorgeous sexy lady!!!
I reckon she is probably a dead root.What a try hard. Just go away and by another block of Condos, or buy Upper Manhattan and stop trying to scare us with your withered Minge.
One thing the French can spot is a Fake.
i would let her tear me limb from limb in all the good ways. like one huge sex muscle.