Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A ‘Slut’

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2012

Yesterday, Madonna was spotted with an “anti-aging device” which some of you pointed out is very similar to oxygen machines used in nursing homes. Which probably explains why she only performed for 45 minutes in Paris later that night causing the French to revolt and call her a slut because apparently that’s what it takes to get these people to fight back. “Oh, you’re invading our country? C’est la vie. Only 45 minutes of Madonna music? We shall cut you like swine!” THR reports:

French fans took Madonna’s “Express Yourself” lyrics seriously on Thursday night when they booed and expressed anger at the singer for cutting short her show at famed Paris concert hall l’Olympia after about 45 minutes.
After Madonna left the stage, fans remained in their seats booing and yelling insults like “salope,” the French word for “slut.”

Of course, Madonna did have time to defend showing a photo of a French politician with a swastika on her face during a recent show which she thought would promote tolerance because she has dementia:

“I know that I made a certain Marine Le Pen very angry with me. And it’s not my intention to make enemies,” Madonna told the crowd before adding: “It’s my intention to promote tolerance. And when we start saying that we have to get rid of this person or we have to get rid of that person, because then we’ll have a better place, it starts to sound like something else, it starts to sound like something scary. So the next time you want to point the finger at somebody and blame them for a problem in your life, take that finger and point it back at you.”

Just so we’re all clear, Madonna thinks publicly displaying a swastika on a person’s forehead shouldn’t make them her enemy, but if it does, that person should blame themselves and not Madonna who in no way is blaming them for making her- You know, what fuck it? I’m done trying to translate her spells. Marine Le Pen is a flying monkey now. That’s how this ends.

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