Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A ‘Slut’

July 27th, 2012 // 122 Comments
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Yesterday, Madonna was spotted with an “anti-aging device” which some of you pointed out is very similar to oxygen machines used in nursing homes. Which probably explains why she only performed for 45 minutes in Paris later that night causing the French to revolt and call her a slut because apparently that’s what it takes to get these people to fight back. “Oh, you’re invading our country? C’est la vie. Only 45 minutes of Madonna music? We shall cut you like swine!” THR reports:

French fans took Madonna’s “Express Yourself” lyrics seriously on Thursday night when they booed and expressed anger at the singer for cutting short her show at famed Paris concert hall l’Olympia after about 45 minutes.
After Madonna left the stage, fans remained in their seats booing and yelling insults like “salope,” the French word for “slut.”

Of course, Madonna did have time to defend showing a photo of a French politician with a swastika on her face during a recent show which she thought would promote tolerance because she has dementia:

“I know that I made a certain Marine Le Pen very angry with me. And it’s not my intention to make enemies,” Madonna told the crowd before adding: “It’s my intention to promote tolerance. And when we start saying that we have to get rid of this person or we have to get rid of that person, because then we’ll have a better place, it starts to sound like something else, it starts to sound like something scary. So the next time you want to point the finger at somebody and blame them for a problem in your life, take that finger and point it back at you.”

Just so we’re all clear, Madonna thinks publicly displaying a swastika on a person’s forehead shouldn’t make them her enemy, but if it does, that person should blame themselves and not Madonna who in no way is blaming them for making her- You know, what fuck it? I’m done trying to translate her spells. Marine Le Pen is a flying monkey now. That’s how this ends.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Boy Blunder

    Is slut French for deranged old woman?

  2. cc

    What’s for French for self-aggrandizing fuckhead?

  3. Livinus Nwambe

    Does she know that inhaling pure oxygen makes you age faster?

  4. In Madonna’s defense, at least half of France compares Marine Le Pen’s National Front to the Nazis. Her father, who founded and headed that party for 40 years, made his and his party’s name by being a racist, bashing immigrants, and minimizing the Holocaust.

  5. Shia Le Poof

    I thought they were calling her a dried- up old cunt , not the offensive “salope”

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    Elle Diabla
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    No longer considered a vagina, that’s a 6 lane highway right there.

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    Elle Diabla
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    At 68, she should totally be done with her period by now.

  8. Adam East

    These people calling her “salope” were from her fan club. Can you imagine what people that don’t like her would call her, like irrelevant ,arrogant, narcissistic old bitch?

  9. Ann Romney

    Quick, get Mrs Madonna on the phone, it looks like Mitt has his Secretary of State nominee.

  10. Ann Romney

    Madonna gets off stage quickly because after an hour she has to put the oxygen mask on, transform back into Frank Booth and start screaming “Baby wants to fuck!”.

  11. How do you say “dust hole” in French?

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    Doesn’t she realize that seeing this is like walking in on your 88 year old grandmother on the toilet?

  13. O.o

    I hope those people got their money back,
    then again why somebody would pay loads of money just to see a 50+year old get her nips and pussy out on stage makes me think they deserve to be ripped off…

  14. eggs

    Darn. Even the French word for slut sounds soft and romantic.

  15. My, my. Not aging gracefully, is she? We shouldn’t be surprised, she’s never been graceful before, why would we expect it now?

    I like how Madonna has appointed herself god and judge of the entire world. Mental health professionals call what she has Histrionic Personality Disorder, which I believe is medicalese for “vicious fulminating bitch…”

    • I read that during that concert she spent 15 of the 45 minutes ranting about not blaming her for what she did to Marine Le Pen. I think that’s what she did, but I don’t know who she’s blaming things on…I’m confused. OMG, maddog’s dementia is contagious!

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    Neal
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    Madonna demonstrating what it takes to make a man go down her these days.

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    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    who does she think she is Kristen Steward?

  18. JJ

    I’m not french, but I am a history buff. Before you call the french cowards, go read a little history. There’s this guy named “Napoleon” who was one of the greatest military geniuses of all time. He clearly dwarfed Patten or any other American military leader. Napoleon usually was facing at least 2 to 1 numbers and fought the enemy on their preferred ground. The french troops beat the rest of europe without significant help from any other nation. I can’t think of an American military victory where they didn’t have the technological, equipment and/or numerical advantage.

    • I agree with you – France’s military history is generally quite distinguished, but you get rolled over by Germany one time…

      Still, I’m glad we have jokes like this:

      Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
      A: Nobody knows, it’s never been tried.

      Q. Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
      A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

      Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
      A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

      According to the latest report from Paris, the French terror alert level has been raised from “Run” to “Hide.” There are only two higher levels in France–”Surrender” and “Collaborate.”

      Two tourists sitting in a Parisian bistro; one is working a newspaper crossword puzzle while they enjoy the scenery and the vino. “Johnny, what’s a nine-letter word for ‘submission’?” His friend replied, “I give up.” Ten Frenchmen at neighboring tables jumped up with their hands in the air, shouting, “Moi aussi! Moi aussi!”.

    • achilles wrath

      Napoleon was Corsican not French lol

      • Happy_Evil_Dude

        That’s kinda like saying Roosevelt was a New Yorker, not an American…

        Corsicans are French lol

      • achilles wrath

        That’s like saying the Irish are British lol seriously get educated. Corsica was invaded a couple of months before he was born.

    • It’s true that France was quite a military superpower back in the day. Americans just like to make the cheap jokes because of what happened in WWII. Franc’s impact on the world is probably larger in a historical sense than America’s.

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    wheeeeeeee
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    …like throwing a hotdog down a hallway….

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    wtf is that, her labia???

  21. Gavagai

    This is what death looks like… and this is a gun.

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    Kimbelina
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    She has the either has world’s biggest labia, or someone really messed up the Brazilian. Either way, I’m pretty sure that’s the gateway to hell right there.

  23. Carla

    Seriously laughed out loud readng this post! Especially outstanding end!

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    Park
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    Damn, she’s old! She just opens her legs and the intestines fall off.

  25. Kimbelina

    She needs the gun to defend herself from the army of cats attracted by the rancid tuna smell.

    • Oswald Cobblepott

      I like the smell of rancid fish , but even I would go down of that diseased snatch

      • Oswald Cobblepott

        I shouldn’t post while I drink either . I meant to say that I would not go down on that diseased snatch. My vodka bottle was so lonely that I got momentarily distracted . Appologies !

      • Kimbelina

        I’m pleased to hear that. For one moment I had a horrific mental image of her regurgitating half-chewed fish from that abomination, like a mummy penguin. I really need to lay off the pills.

      • Lionel Mandrake

        Suddenly , the Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror where Bart’s evil twin was fed only fishheads clicked into my mind’s eye , then Bart was replaced by a cartoon Madonna – whore and whew, I need to stop eating mushrooms and getting on the net .Lots of bat in here now ….

  26. Inmate 12236969

    What’s wrong being a slut I like sluts—oh I’d fuck her for the money.

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    Mickey01232000
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    I never thought I would say this, and I will almost certainly never say it again, the French get it.

  28. El Jefe

    Seriously, does this woman not know how old she is?

  29. The Royal Penis

    Wow, she’s got her own “Bat Cave” going on…replete with cob webs.

  30. Cock Dr

    I’m curious if any “offical explanation” was offered for cutting the concert off so quickly.
    This seems like a very stupid move by Madonna. The last people she should be attempting to piss off are a bunch of deep pocketed gay Frenchman….that’s her core fanbase!

  31. Jamiewithanh

    I actually started to smell something at my desk when my scrolling landed on the black hole

  32. Dr. Fullabull

    She’s been thoroughly brainwashed by propaganda designed to convince people that preferring ethnic homogeneity – which is what most Israelis in Israel prefer, what Japanese in Japan prefer, etc. – to government imposed multiculturalism, makes one the equivalent of genocidal Nazis. Multiculturalism = Good, preferring to live among people who are ethnically similar to oneself = Evil. I’m not supporting La Pen, I’m commenting on what Madonna said in defense of her use of putting a swastika on an image of La Pen. La Pen may suck, but the point is that to Madonna, Israelis who prefer Israel to consist of Jewish people are “scary” like Nazis, Japanese people who prefer to keep immigration into Japan by non-Japanese to a minimum are “scary” like Nazis, etc. And if someone complains that immigration causes problems, instead of considering that this complain could possibly have some merit, the person who points this out must “taken that finger and point it back at you.”

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    Dinosaurland
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    Why would you do this to us? I thought you were our friend.

    I’ll never be clean again.

  34. Arlene

    So, the fourth circle of hell can be hidden by a simple black panty. Interesting.

    • Travis Bickel

      I’m surprised that she can hide her tail in that costume.Apparently, Lucifer’s spawn can shape shift .
      If she made a Faustian deal with Lucifer , why didn’t she insist that her face would look better , not to mention those scrawny tits?

  35. Jade

    She’s getting desperate in her old age. Have some grace, Madge.

    • Fred Ziffel

      She’s Lucifer’s spawn, a disciple of the Dark Lord. How would she ever obtain grace ?
      She is diametrically opposed to grace . She embraces courseness and disgrace .

  36. Inner Retard

    Crap, if the French start burning Paris again for this I’ll have to retake everything I ever said about them.

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    AUdrey Jo
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    Man… she’s really trying this hard…

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    YTBOY
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    LOOK!!! She’s palming that girls ass!!!

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    Dorkus_Americanus
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    Girlfriend needs to stop showing the world her crotch. She’s over 50.

  40. Eustace Haney

    Cries of “chatte, chatte ” , obviously in French could be heard during the performance Before she spread ‘em

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    Move: Flying Hip Replacement

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    Madonna demonstrating what it takes to get a man to agree to let her go down on him these days.

    (ht: Neal)

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    What happens when Grandma forgets her Aricept.

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    I wonder what the reaction to her concert at 50-something would have been if she had just worn sexy, strategically-revealing (boobs, butt-ish, legs) clothes (like this outfit before she removed it), not insisted on showing us LOOK HOW TONED I AM AND I’M 53 I’M STILL RELEVANT AND SEXY RIGHT YOU AGREE I’M SEXY!!! on stage and in every video. Oh, and had better songs.

    People were lauding Tina Turner at this age (older, even, I think), Believe was a huge hit for Cher at this age. I keep wondering why it should be that Madonna can’t make it happen for her. But then I see something shiny and forget all about it.

    • Devilish Diva

      If Madonna did more than just lip sync shitty songs and show off a horribly aging anorexic body, people would be on her side. But she’s a mean spirited fool, so that will never happen.
      Also, Cher and Tina Turner with all their skimpy outfits never came across as vulgar and slutty.
      They also have talent.

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    Cock Dr
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    You can see why the French were so upset. They so were looking forward to another 90 minutes of softcore cabaret set to canned dance music, accented by the CryptKeeper stripping & brandishing a prop gun.

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    Cock Dr
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    Is that the boyfriend?
    I think that’s the boyfriend, but really, it’s hard to tell her lean, waxed, brown 20something dancer/sexual servants apart.

  47. Laura

    She should act her age for God’s sake. Move on, and do something different with your career..

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    HATE
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    barf

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    HATE
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    ugh close your legs, rotten slut

  50. Justified

    Madonna can go straight to hell for all I care. Her only talent is to piss people off. Where I come from, if you continue to do that, you ultimatelly get a knuckle sandwich. Personally, I think the french have it right; she’s a slut and a whore…

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