Madonna Calls Obama A Black Muslim, Threatens To Strip If He’s Re-Elected. NOT HELPING.

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2012

Because she’s an idiot, Madonna genuinely believed she could influence the outcome of the presidential election in Obama’s favor by calling him America’s first black Muslim president and then promising to strip if he’s re-elected. So if someone could patch me through to Mitt Romney, I’d like to congratulate him on his win. Good race. Via RadarOnline:

The 54-year-old Material Girl roused the crowd in Washington, D.C. Monday night with her political commentary, telling concertgoers, “Y’all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House!
“Now that’s some amazing shit. It means there is hope in this country. And Obama is fighting for gay rights, so support the man!”

And then here’s the part where she might as well have gone back to pointing a gun at people. Via The Hill:

Later in the show, Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her pants to show she had “OBAMA” written in all capital letters across her lower back.
“When Obama is in the White House for a second term I’ll take it all off,” she said to cheers and whistles from the audience.

I’d say something here, but it looks like her backup dancers up top already beat me to it. They’ve got all the bases covered.