Madonna Wasn’t Allowed To Wrap Herself In Toilet Paper For The MET Gala

May 6th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Below is Madonna‘s outfit that Anna Wintour wouldn’t let her wear to the MET Gala which seems entirely reasonable until you realize Kim Kardashian was there solely because Kanye West‘s ejaculates in or around her. Why put on airs?


And here’s a better look that isn’t zoomed in on ancient tits:

Mumm-Ra Thundercats

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  1. There is a surprising amount of granny tit falling out at any nursing home for those interested.

  2. continuing the Ben & Jerry’s theme:

    Madonna’s new flavor: Mammary Dust ‘N Geriatric Smell Swirl

  3. Madonna? I think there used to be a singer back in the ’80′s who went by that name.

  4. Ewwwwww tranny boobs. Not the flavor Ben n Jerry’s was looking for.

  5. Good to see Mumm-Ra, the ever-living source of evil, still getting some press.

  6. rubbydubby

    Say what you want but for her age, Madonna has a nice set of tits.


    do the mummy hav grillz?

  8. Linda

    Geez, I can’t believe I am saying this, but those breasts are impressive. She’s old and presumably nursed at least 2 babies and those things look great. Good on her!

  9. ewwww

    Anna Wintour deserves a humanitarian award for this.

  10. Jenn

    There must’ve been some magic in that old duct tape she found.
    For when she placed it round her titttttts.
    It pulled em back up from near the ground.

  11. Why not? She’s just a worn out old ass wipe. It would only be appropriate.

  12. OhKinny

    Um.. Can we take a moment for the veins in that forearm?

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