Earlier in the month, I joked about Madonna ushering forth the apocalypse by performing in Israel when I really should’ve taken a more serious tone and discussed the grave implications of an egomaniacal 50-something flashing her shit all over the Middle East because she genuinely believes people still find her sexually attractive without having to use her dark magic on them. So here she is in Turkey over the weekend, yanking her gristled old boob out because there’s nothing predominantly Islamic countries love more than women’s body parts not being covered by five layers of burlap. They’ll probably send us a nice Thank You card.
Madonna’s Flashing Her Breasts At The Middle East
June 11th, 2012 // 54 Comments