Madonna And The Case Of The Hypocritical Nipple

June 12th, 2012 // 49 Comments
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“It wants to come out, I can’t control it! EVERYBODY OUT!”

While Turkey and all of the Internet saw Madonna whip out her nipple over the weekend, here’s what she said back in January about the latest trend in celebrities flashing their boob nozzles. Via Starpulse:

The Material Girl told one TV reporter she was against the idea of flashing flesh to get attention – something she did in Turkey on Thursday night during a gig in Istanbul.
In an interview clip from the W.E. press tour, obtained by, Madonna said, “You don’t have to show nipples to be interesting. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re cutting edge if you do, right?”

As much as I hate to defend Madonna, I honestly believe she didn’t whip her nipple out for attention as much as she did it to turn the audience into pigs so she could run them off a cliff. Which would also explain why she kept mumbling in Latin and sprouted horns if I’m remembering the video right. My eyes were bleeding a lot.

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    The nursing home where my grandma lives has a dance show every thursday night.

  2. kimmykimkim

    Boob nozzle! Haha!

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    Cock Dr
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    If she really craves some extra media attention she should reveal the bandersnatch.
    Some of those gays in the front rows paid thousands for their seats; make it a worthwhile investment.

  4. Lola

    She looks effing ridiculous.

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    Cock Dr
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    Something or someone in this photo is about to rupture.
    Selling the shit out of some crappy pop music.

  6. “…she did it to turn the audience into pigs.” The Turkish audience.

    Perhaps I should remove the Facebook link from my profile in preparation for the anti-Superficial jihad.

  7. King Diamond

    The “Fossel” is smart. She sucks. This is the only way to get attention. Very ugly human. Did I mention the old bat sucks?

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    King Diamond
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    Wow! Its 90% dudes in the audience here.

  9. Can she look any more desperate or pathetic? I really thought she would be smart enough to know when to hang it up. Apparently effing not.

  10. Gammy’s off her meds again. Thinks it’s 1985.

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    Nipple? It looks like she’s clutching a hernia.

  12. Emmanuel

    Fuck this Slut She blasted Janet Jackson for the wardrobe malfunction ans She does this nasty n vulgar action all to draw attention cos her shows are sold out like Gaga
    Madonna you don’t the age 2 do this, you’re 3578 y.o.
    Respect the audience

  13. I always thought hypocrisy is what got her into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    • I always thought the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was itself hypocrisy in brick and mortar. Black-tie rebellion doesn’t quite make sense, except maybe to the owner of a “music” magazine that went the way of MTV long before there was an MTV.

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    Signs of a stroke? Ask the person to smile. Does one side of the face droop?

  15. alex

    I think showing a nipple makes you completely edgy and hip…just ask Taylor Momsen, she’s managed to scrape an entire career almost entirely with just nipples.

    • Technically Momsen has managed to scrap together a career with breasts without nipples. To my knowledge she’s always sporting electrical tape to cover the nips. If you have evidence to the contrary, please share…you know…for science…definitely not for my boner.

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    I noticed that the twirlers uniform looks like it’s from the 1950s. Well at least that means she’s dressing age appropriate.

  17. Mike Walker

    Anyone remember when Madonna did some sort of fashion show back in the early 90s, walked to the front of the stage and whipped out her tits? Maybe it was part of her Sex video… I dunno, but I remember seeing it.

  18. Smapdi

    Madonna is a perfect example of someone acting sexy, but completely failing to be sexually appealing. Her performances have always been mechanical, with little actual feeling, and rehearsed vulgarity, and its really starting to show through now. Its also clear she has no one around to tell her just how off this whole thing is . . . which is too bad, because she’s just going to get and act increasingly desperate.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    this gal needs to pass the overrated ‘ho baton and stop embarrassing herself and her kids

  20. barancy peloma

    pretty sad and pathetic when an old-looking 50 something tries to look like a cheerleader.

  21. herbiefrog

    …maybe she’s commenting
    on some of her

    ra ra ra ?

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    your mom
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    Did she have a seizure?

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    Ugh! Grandma! Is that you?!!!!

  24. old bitch needs to go sit down somewhere. ever see that old movie “what ever happened to baby jane?”?

  25. Cindy

    This article is so funny…haaaaaaaaaa

  26. Cindy

    When all you get is bad publicity, exploit the children, and flash the nipple. Don’t y’all know that?

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