Madonna Performed In Israel. Oh, Good.
“And the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, displaying himself as being God. … Then that lawless one will be revealed whom the Lord will slay with the breath of His mouth and bring to an end by the appearance of His coming; that is, the one whose coming is in accord with the activity of Satan, with all power and signs and false wonders, and with all the deception of wickedness.
Also his new track will suck dicks. Just huge dicks. His old stuff will be way better by comparison, but I’m getting ahead of myself. So what you want to look for is really fucked up arms, that’s how you’ll know it’s him. Seriously can’t miss ‘em.” – Paul, in his letter to the Thessalonians.