“And the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, displaying himself as being God. … Then that lawless one will be revealed whom the Lord will slay with the breath of His mouth and bring to an end by the appearance of His coming; that is, the one whose coming is in accord with the activity of Satan, with all power and signs and false wonders, and with all the deception of wickedness.
Also his new track will suck dicks. Just huge dicks. His old stuff will be way better by comparison, but I’m getting ahead of myself. So what you want to look for is really fucked up arms, that’s how you’ll know it’s him. Seriously can’t miss ‘em.” – Paul, in his letter to the Thessalonians.
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Those arms….ugh….and she wonders why she can’t keep a man.
Hold onto a man, yes. Keep an eye on him at all times, no.
She’ll teach you the meaning of the word “respect.” Now… bark like a dog! (Arf! Arf!)
Generally speaking, weight training for women over 40 is an excellent idea. But for that six pack Madonna’s sporting, women usually have to go beyond sane boundaries. Generally only competition body builders are willing to do it because it really is this hideous to look at.
So Madonna? Ignoring that layer of Bondo that’s making her face look halfway decent, the only conclusions are:
Over-trained, over-tired, under-fed while trying way too hard. That tramp stamp should read “No Taste,” “No Boundaries” or most appropriately “No Sense.”
Cher had a keen sense of what parts of her body looked great and how to best showcase them.
Madonna can’t even pull off the androgynous “guy with breasts.” The costume is too large in the bust, crypt keeper hands and veinous arms show that her body fat is way beyond low. A state BTW that could make just about every twenty year old female look sick whereas Madonna is channeling the Crypt Keeper or some future character from Twilight. The only explanation as to why Madonna doesn’t say “ick” when she looks into a mirror.
Poor Lourdes. Mummy just wants her to be proud.
I’m always up for mocking religion, however attributing the mock verse to a New Testament character probably constitutes a swing and a miss.
1st and 2nd Thessalonians (That verse was a riff on 2 Thessalonians 2:3-10) are books from the New Testament that Paul wrote. They’re his letters to the Thessalonian church.
I think L was probably referring to an Old Testament reference being more appropriate to the locale.
Yep. Them Israelites don’t cotton to no new-fangled testaments.
Is that the part before or after the nukes get dropped into the volcano?
It was before Jesus buried the dinosaur fossils and after he walked on water.
Isn’t that where her tomb is? Maybe she’s out for her summer feeding.
Nah, she’s richer than God, she undoubtedly owns more than one crypt.
I want to say more but I just can’t stop staring at that scary vein!
She had her veins replaced with industrial strength pressure hoses back in the late 90′s, as part of her 28th upgrade.
is that suppose to be sexy, her taking her bra strap off? because it’s making me ill.
SupposeD
more like the Dick Police. i didn’t realize this was a college entrance exam.
More like a fourth grade entrance exam.
so i forgot a letter while i was trying to type and not get caught on this site at work. the horrors!
Hey you got to put that english degree to use somewhere and correcting the grammar of people waiting on you to make their latte almost guarantees that the change ain’t going in that jar.
I dunno GP, is it appropriate to break the rules regarding capitalization while correcting grammar (or grampa, for that matter)?
She should have quit 10 years ago.
That what those crazy seniors call it these days?
The latest in technology: running the microphone wire under the singer’s actual skin.
I’d hit it.
Dressed as Iron Patriot.
When you are 60 years old, maybe it is time to stop dressing like you are 18 years old..just saying Madonna.
“I squish your penis!”, says fan in the foreground. “Squish, squish”
Maybe it’s time to make it more about the music, Madonna.
Judging by that arm vein, if that bra came off what’s under it might look like a bowl of spaghetti.
So that’s what happens when a woman combines estrogen replacement therapy with steroids. Interesting.
HURT ENOUGH LOSERS?30 YEARS ON TOP AND EARNING 500 MILLION DOLLARS THIS YEAR ALONE.THE MOST SUCCESFUL FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIMES.AND SPEAKING ABOUT HER GORGEOUS BODY,GO TO YOUR NEAREST MIRROR AND WATCH YOUR SHAGGY SELF,FULL OF BODY FAT,BOOZE BELLIES AND OF COURSE,CELLULITE.THE QUEEN OF POP KEEPS WORKING OUT HER BODY AS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.STOP HATING AND CHILL OUT.
Hey, uh, you left your caps lock on.
Brooke Hogan feels average-size today.
Buy a mirror bitch! — A hydrangea
Double special thumb ups, due to applied historical knowledge!
+1++!
Someone needs to tell her you can still work out, be in shape, and have more than 7% body fat.
I’ll bet you would even see the veins if she had more body fat.
perfect place to drop some zyklon b.
anti-defamation league rapid response team in 3…2…1….
I want some. Yes I do.
i saw radiohead open for REM in tel aviv the night that jerry garcia died (aug 9 1995). somehow shit wasn’t quite as bad there at the time.
anyway, maddona might be a horrible banshee who tries to get everyone to worship her as the dark sorceress while she attempts to take over the world.
(she was actually cute back in ’83).
but she just wants to rule the earth as a dark overlord.
michael jackson on the other hand, actually started to believe that he was god. like the one and only god, thou shall worship no one before him.
No, no! Please stop!
It’s over ,Madge.
No 14 year old boy is going to abuse his privates over your picture anymore
He would still abuse his privates. Just in a completely different way. With razor blades and blow torches, perhaps.
Old man Madonna.
THAT IS A MAN
Terminator 4?
Move: Soaring Granny
After the concert she took out 3 Mossad agents with her bare hands.
I’d be pissed if I was a jew. Since i’m not, i’d like to skin her and make nice bags for the miss.
The rest I would just burn and shit on until it properly decomposed in the cat litter box. Fuck this whore, i hate her with the passion of 23 jews.
I just can’t hate on a woman who’s provided me with so much entertainment & workout music over the decades, even if she is turning into a wraith.
oh course you have no fear. your the scary one scaring us!
This is how you say “Fuck, Jesus!” in Madonnalish.
I wish one of those Israeli missiles would veer away from the Palestinian school its aimed at at the last second and hit her right between the cone tits
Im only here to get directions for getting out of here.
Last time I saw a face like that it was on Willem DaFoe.
When’s the last time you saw them together????
What the hell is she thinking?!!
Who is that man, and why is he wearing a bra?
I thought that was a spaghetti noodle stuck to her arm.
Yeah, that’s just what I want to see the breasts of a 53 year old skeleton!
You know what I find so gross about her?
Everything.
Your move, Selena Gomez….
Charles Barkley needed the money, I suppose.
I wonder when did the Reapers start turning her into a Banshee
no fear, except getting a real tattoo.
of course all of her fans are gay men
Haha, THis is my favorite picture.
“Yeah, I’ve still got it all! Look! See what I’m doing? I’m spreading my stuff on your faces, motherfuckers! Yeah! I’m still so hot that menopause does makes no difference. Come and I’ll show you! I’ll fuck the hell out of you, I will… ops…. holly Christ, what’s this behind me? I feel like a virgin.”
Lucky bastard gets to hold such a gorgeous sexy lady in his arms!!!
Madonna is a sexy, hot and gorgeous lady! I would so love to be with her!!!
Yes, yes please continue so we all can see more of your sexy hot body!