Idris Elba Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Fucking Madonna

“Idris, there’s something back there.”
“It’s Madonna. She’s been following us for three days.”

I’m just as surprised by this as anyone, but apparently other things happened over the weekend besides giant breasts in Halloween costumes, so here’s Idris Elba making it absolutely clear that he’s not fucking Madonna after the two of them were spotted going to a party together in London.

In DCI Luther’s defense, this is pretty much how the evening went down:
 

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“Bitch, I told you don’t walk near me. People will think we’re fucking.”
 

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They already do… Rehehehehaha!”
 

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“Ooh, that fucking bitch, that fucking bitch.”
 

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“Children taste good…”
 

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“And enough with the crazy talk!”
 

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“It’s not crazy if it’s true… Rehehehehaha!”
 

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“Ooh, that fucking bitch, that fucking bitch.”

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