Madonna’s Rep: ‘She’ll Hate Hydrangeas Until The Seas Run Red With Blood!’

By: The Superficial / September 7, 2011

Yesterday, footage of Madonna accepting hydrangeas in the bitchiest way possible showed up on every single website on the Internet. While the logical thing to do in her situation is just let the whole thing blow over because there’s no denying she looks like an asshole, Madonna decided to go the complete opposite direction and have her rep say she has every right to piss in a man’s face for attempting to be polite because apparently the K in Kabbalah stands for Kollusal Kunts, Kaptain. CNN reports:

“She’s entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn’t want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world,” the rep said in a short statement. “No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers.”

“She also wishes for me to point at the ground, causing it to burst into flames, however, her excellency forgets I’m not versed in her dark arts. I mean, shit, did I say forget? She forgets nothing! MADONNA IS ALL-SEEING! Ah, fuck, I’m getting turned into a newt again.”

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