“Relax, I’ve shot apples from way farther away than this. Now to adjust for my cataracts…”
Here’s Madonna pointing a gun at a London audience last night before taking off her clothes as everyone stood paralyzed with fear. Which in my book is the very definition of sexual assault, but of course, everyone’s going to go after Daniel Tosh for only making a joke about rape because he can’t conjure up an army of the undead or glide through the night with the blood of his enemies dripping from his talons. You’re a pack of noble bitches, blogosphere.
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After realizing the ’80s are beyond over with and she is no longer a young broad, Madonna drank herself to death.
Not attractive at all. Doesn’t she realize she’s old?
Get over yourself Granny,you’re not a kid anymore. Did’nt know this tour of yours was a comedy show. well you wanted to get noticed —-wondering just how low you’ll go. ugh .Step aside and stop making a fool of grandmas everywhere.
You don’t shoot guns by closing one eye, especially when you have cataracts. Stupid bitch.
What a beautiful sexy lady showing us a phenomenal body!
A wondeful photo of a very sexy lady!
Wow gorgeous and sexy!!! Madonna is just an amazingly hot lady!!!
Damn, what a great sexy photo of a gorgeous woman!!! I would so love to do Madonna!!!