So No One’s Gonna Say Anything About Madonna Using A Gun To Make People Watch Her Strip?

July 18th, 2012 // 75 Comments
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“Relax, I’ve shot apples from way farther away than this. Now to adjust for my cataracts…”

Here’s Madonna pointing a gun at a London audience last night before taking off her clothes as everyone stood paralyzed with fear. Which in my book is the very definition of sexual assault, but of course, everyone’s going to go after Daniel Tosh for only making a joke about rape because he can’t conjure up an army of the undead or glide through the night with the blood of his enemies dripping from his talons. You’re a pack of noble bitches, blogosphere.

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  1. achilles wrath

    Make a move and the bunny gets it!

  2. Sven Golly

    Gorgon love hurts…

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    superdouche
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    Anything to stay relevant.

    • Speaking of relevance, we should start a betting pool on when Lady GaGa puts a gun to her head onstage.*

      *She has to do it voluntarily. It doesn’t count if you storm the stage and make her put the gun to her head. As much as you might like to do that.

  4. Smapdi

    “Sad old woman, get off the stage!” – how’s that?

  5. Noname

    She’s not pointing that gun in the right direction.

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    superdouche
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    Where’s Brandon Lee’s prop manager when you need him?

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    The Royal Penis
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    I’ll bet she smells like mothballs.

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    molly
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    gross! how old are you? 60? no one wants to see you without clothes grandma

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    Netta
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    She kind of looks like that chick gremlin from the second Gremlins movie, except she’s no where near as hot as the chick gremlin from the second Gremlins movie.

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    guttboy
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    Bride of Count Chocula……

  11. Walter

    I remember when singers sang!

  12. Arlene

    At least the gays still love her.

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    Cock Dr
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    Can’t help but wonder how long she’ll attempt this sexy young diva farce. Will she be trundled out in a wheelchair when she’s 80, bewigged, painted, tarted up in black leather & lace and flashing the boobies?

  14. USDA Prime McBeef

    I’ll take it in the head, please.

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    cuddles
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    Way to go, Madonna. You managed to create backfat when the rest of your body usually looks like it could choke the ever loving shit out of a gorilla.

  16. Dre

    The clothes, plastic surgery and costumes might be more relevant if she could actually sing…

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    catapostrophe
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    As a young boy playing hide-and-seek with my brothers, I once hid in the bathroom closet. Then my grandmother came in and undressed to take a bath, which I didn’t realize until opening the door. It was awkward.

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    henry
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    this reminds me of the time i saw my granma naked. her breasts were like two grapefruit dropped into a pair of pantyhose.

  19. She could be in the remake of The Shining, playing the old lady corpse that climbs out of the tub.

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    Amber
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    her legs look like Woodys from Toy Story.

  21. El Jefe

    Better a gun at you than her naked boobs.

  22. Quiana

    Once again people are over-aggregating the situation, using Madonna to get attention for themselves. It’s a performance. Go Madonna!

    • catapostrophe

      “Over-aggregating the situation”?

      To aggregate is to form or group into a class or cluster.

      What did you mean to say?

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    vgrly
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    I’m scared you liar.

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    BrandiLye
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    Who is her hair stylist?

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    BrandiLye
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    When did Tori Spelling decide to tour with Madonna?

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    BrandiLye
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    I love all that, head to toe. Minus Madonna.

  27. YagiSka

    When did The Superficial start promoting granny porn?

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    SickOfMyOtherHandLe
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    $250 gets you all this from 400 yards away.

  29. Devilish Diva

    This woman for all her exercising is forgetting one important thing: food! Anorexia and over-exercising especially on an older woman looks shitty. Have some healthy carbs, Madonna. They’re good for you and it’ll help you not to look like Faye Dunaway as she looks like now.

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    Lizard
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    2032 Lana del Rey, is that you?

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    John Bohner
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    Try that shit in Detroit, Betch !

  32. tlmck

    They still make revolvers?

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    Tracey
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    Yep fear. I have fear of nightmares tonight about 50 year old women who still believe they are 20.

    • Browny

      Yeah, true that. Also, 50 yo men who believe the same: Tom cruise topless ugh thick waisted and pasty. Yucky.

    • Browny

      Yeah, true that. Also, 50 yo men who believe the same: Tom cruise topless ugh past flabby old man body. Put it away.

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    Wow, she should have sucked her stomach in.

  35. Madonna Bra Underwear Guns MDNA Tour
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    ewww

  36. Madonna Bra Underwear Guns MDNA Tour
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    They crucified Microphone Jesus!

    “Forgive them, Father, for… Uh, can everyone hear me? Check, check, one, two, one, two… You can hear me? Alright, forgive them, Father…”

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    superdouche
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    “That’s the last time you buy me hydraneas!”

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    superdouche
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    What do you get when you cross Lara Croft with Kurt Cobain?

    • superdouche

      Oops, I already posted this on another picture. Teach me to eat the pills off the floor at the pharmacy where I sweep up.

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    superdouche
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    That’s what you get when you cross Grandma with Lara Croft and Kurt Cobain.

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    superdouche
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    Wow, she’s so talented! Not just anyone can wave a gun around for attention.

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    fvalen001
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    Wow…Lana Del Rey, looks like crap.

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    Neal
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    Oh that’s Madonna? I thought that was a picture from the Aphex Twin song Come to Daddy for a minute.

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    Hesam
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    oh,I think she likes gun very!!!

  44. dee cee

    Bad old hypocrite..

  45. Juano

    While reading this post, a scene from the movie Gypsy flashed into my mind; not the Natalie Wood scenes but the scene at the end when Rosalyn Russel, who played the mother, starts to play at a strip tease….yikes!

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    Pavementaled
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    Please stop eye hurt from head exploding.

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    Henry
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    DO IT!!

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    Tiffanany
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    Granny, what big lips you have!

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    Tiffanany
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    FINALLY! A costume that made her look good!

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    BAHAH
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    If I wanted to see a naked granny, I would just have to visit my grandma to help her get dressed.

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