Madonna Has A Grill Now. Oh, Good.
“What do you mean it’s behind me?”
“I smell the blood of Pharoahs. HISSSSS!”
Madonna is already immortal and possesses an ancient, dark magic from before the dawn of time itself. So whoever thought it’d be a great idea to also give her teeth forged from precious metal is a dick. I don’t care how that sounds, I’m saying it. You’re a dick.