Madonna Has A Grill Now. Oh, Good.

August 15th, 2013 // 46 Comments
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“What do you mean it’s behind me?”
“I smell the blood of Pharoahs. HISSSSS!”

Madonna is already immortal and possesses an ancient, dark magic from before the dawn of time itself. So whoever thought it’d be a great idea to also give her teeth forged from precious metal is a dick. I don’t care how that sounds, I’m saying it. You’re a dick.

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  1. howie feltersnatch

    i hope that old cunt chokes to death on that fucking thing.

  2. These are some of the creepiest photos of Madonna I’ve ever seen.

  3. Grace

    Oh dear lord, what the hell was that photo gallery I just browsed?!

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    She’s got granny hands FFS. I find myself singing “and then there’s Maude” when I look at her…

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    Frank Burns
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    Haha, kid! Your mom needs to clean her dentures!

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    “Heyyy youuuu guysssss!”

  7. Cher X

    Immortal? Nah. If she was immortal she wouldn’t have needed the creepy face lift. She’s bat-shit crazy though, I’ll give you that.

  8. More Sir Please!

    Wow, thanks Fish. I first thought Madonna was “on” a grill and got all excited. You know, like when someone hits you with a car.

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    I'mCool
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    I can’t stop looking at those folds under her eyes.

  10. She looks like a fucking joke…

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    joe
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    If they mated: Lara Flynn Boyle and Lil’ Wayne.

  12. Yeesh. I’d rather look at fourteen pictures of George Foreman’s.

  13. Madonna Wearing A Grill Brahim Zaibat The Menton Music Festival
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    Madge is totally not taking the whole aging gracefully idea…What NOT to do with Botox, the later years.

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    JC
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    So are Oddjob and Goldfinger there, too?

  15. “Hey Miss Madonna, you have the appropriate youthful mouthgear and therefore couldn’t possibly be part of an immortal race of blood-drinking soul destroyers frantically trying to adapt to the changing styles of every decade in an attempt to carry on your timeless blood lust unabated. Sure I would like some ice cream!”

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    Deacon Jones
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    “ommpph…ah…spwlit..maa face-phhh”

  17. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Look at me! I’m still young and hip! I can hang out with straight black guys too, just like you kids do!

  18. Remember when everybody used to pick on the kids in school with braces? Why is this a fad now???

  19. Cock Dr

    It was about time she did something about that gap.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Looks like he intends to save at least one eye from the glare that the opening of her mouth is going to result in.

  21. Caroline

    Hard to believe anyone ever found this piece of shit in any way interesting. And does it get any more pathetic than having some unknown boyfriend more than half your age?

  22. Caroline

    *LESS than half…..

  23. Where was that other cradle robber, Jlo and her suspect boyfriend?
    Zero chemistry. This bitch played out in the 90′s.

  24. I bet you he doesn’t even know he’s being used.
    I bet she gets on the phone to her real friends and laughs how she paraded around with this KID. How good it was for her image.
    I find it offensive really.
    She’s with this black man and wears a grill. I guess if she was with a y white man she’d lose the grill fast.
    Did she act like this with Sean Penn?
    Fake ass white bitch.

  25. Gammy has metal dentures.

  26. bgwalker

    I read somewhere that if they sleep on piles of gold then it will adhere to their body making armor. Maybe she just showed us how to destroy her by hitting between the gap in the middle of her teeth.

    Wait….. she is Smaug right?

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    Jenn
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    Remember the money. Remember the money.

  28. Yup

    This disgusting old hag just keeps getting uglier & uglier. And, she’s desperate to try to be relevant, so she tries everything that young people do, without realizing how pathetic she looks when she tries so hard…

  29. Madonna Wearing A Grill Brahim Zaibat The Menton Music Festival
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    “Do I make you horny ?”

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    Must find wooden stake.

  31. I guess she’s living with a material grille. Get it? Material Grille? (…sound of crickets…)

  32. Whadadis

    Her Skeletor transformation is complete!

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    Mary
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    Looks like rotten teeth.

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    You know what’s not attractive on a 55 year old woman?

    Madonna’s face.

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    coljack
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    “I don’t want to see you romantically anymore, but if it’s OK with you, I’m hoping we can still go through with the adoption.”

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    There are days granny loves a Cleveland steamer in her mouth.

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    Max
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    Jeez Madonna, at least act HALF your age.

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    Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?
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    I wonder how long his PTSD is going to last.

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    qballextraction
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    You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

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