Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “Gee, I hope I get to stare into the ass of a centuries-old witch-queen dressed like a matador,” congratulations, your sacrifice was found worthy. And all it cost you was your soul. Muahahahahaha! Now get to work. Those second graders aren’t going to teach themselves. (Leave the blood dagger.)

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