After a one-time stint as the face of Madonna and Lourdes Leon‘s Material Girl fashion line, Taylor Momsen has already been shit-canned, only to be replaced by Kelly Osbourne, according to Hollywood Life:
After many rumors, they finally confirmed the good news today, announcing Kelly Osbourne as the 2011 face of the brand. Kelly replaces rebellious teen Taylor Momsen.
Taylor Momsen might be a crazed pile of emo STFU, but there’s no denying she has a pair of cans on her, so I don’t know why we’re even having this discussion. On the other hand, Kelly Osbourne is basically her mom if her mom ate nothing but Hydroxycut and coke for breakfast. Now, I don’t get what Madonna’s plan is here, but let’s assume it involves a three-headed demon opening a portal to hell in Malawi. Or Taylor Momsen’s just that fucking annoying. Either one.
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Kill it. Kill it with fire.
Wow, that sucks. It looks like no matter how much weight she loses, she’ll always be stuck with those legs.
To hell with the legs, its the face that kills me…
LOL WHAT!?
Are they fuckin’ blind? Who would want Ozzy in a dress to be the face of anything?
Thank You!
Ozzy? More like Dan Akroyd.
everyTHING is better than taylor momsen, even this…
Young and skanky Em-ho replaced by older and British-ier crack-ho.
Guess Madonna is into lateral moves.
If Kelly Osbourne is a “Material Girl”, the material is gonna be a Rayon/Polyester/Spandex blend.
LOL
a little hemp too
Wait…what? Kelly Osbourne is a model now? She’s got a head the size of a pumpkin and the body of Ted Kennedy. Taylor Momson is at least legitimately hot underage tail.
Madonna must be purposely trying to fail the Material Girl fashion line if she’s hiring these two has beens. Might be an insurance thing. It’s less risky than dousing in it all in gas and lighting a match to the whole thing.
I would make a snarky comment but:
1) This is the Oz-man’s daughter
2) Sharon may come & burn down my house
be glad it’s not Mel Gibson coming to burn down your house
Why? At least Sharon won’t demand you dress up like a Jew and blow her in the ashen remains of your home.
oooofa
You’ve ALL gone nuts. The current incarnation of Kelly Osborne could get it… As long as I’ve had a drink or two… or three, first.
I’m not clear on how this is “the good news”…
Eh, I bet momsen really is just that annoying.
I’m definitely going with Momsen being that annoying.
I thought the headline was going to read “Madonna Fired Taylor Momsen For Opening Her Stupid Fucking Mouth”.
That, I could believe.
Looks like she’s starting to put the weight back on..
Starting? That shit is on, like popcorn. Which I hear Kelly enjoys by the pound.
You can photoshop the fat out of Kelly Osbourne’s ass, but you can’t photoshop the bitch out of Taylor Momsen.
hopefully Kelly will be like her father and bite Madonna’s head off.
Here Kelly recalls some horrible childhood trauma she endured or she just can’t get the taste of Osbourne out of her mouth.
I got nothing.
Taylor is hot, Kelly is far from it.. Yeah its nice she isn’t 400 lbs like it looked like, but ugly is ugly.
im sure taylor momsen could give a shit, hasnt she had the #1 hit in england for the last 7 weeks, i doubt she needs the money. fuck madonna she’s old and irrelevant
You mean to tell me someone actually gave the go-ahead to a second collection of that bargain bin crap?
What is it I’m supposed to write here? I’m a douchebag? Yeah, that’s it.
I heard that Madonna is jealous of anyone that is better looking than her, so hiring Kelly won’t cause her to freak out, as Kelly is more disgusting and fugly than her and her nasty looking daughter combined.
Who is the more unlikely model, Kelly Osbourne or Rumer Willis?
Gag me with a spoon!!!!
Circle vs. Square?
pssssst: SHE MUST HAVE A COW AS A MOTHER………..
………..or a bull as a father?
(from whom she got this GIGANTIC face?)
or was it a Bulldog after all?
Cankles.
She just slimmed down in the middle, fat ass, legs, arms and face still the same.
How big of a bitch do you have to be to fit this criteria
1. Madonna thinks you’re annoying
2. Madonna thinks Kelly Osbourne is an improvement
I knew she was a teen rage queen but if you manage to anger Madonna you’re really working to be an ass because she’s damn annoying.
Her calves are as wide as her waist.
Madonna is an old surgically mutilated whore, Momsen is a hot retard, Kelly is ugly. I like the Norse hair and black eyebrows.
It’s pretty simple – Tailor Momsen’s career is doomed sooner or later, she never had any staying power beyond being young and trashy and that’s wearing off fast. And little fatty fatfat up there, at least has a strong personality and her dad is famous enough to keep her in the spotlight for as long as she wants. So she is better choice financially-speaking for the label, from a long term point of view, even if she’s gonna make selling the shorter dresses a bit tricky.
are these old pictures? maybe it’s my completely distorted view of what a woman’s body should be, but she’s looking pretty chubby here.
Between the two of them, I’ll take the one that didn’t fall out of Sharon Osbourne’s vagina. I loathe Kelly, while Taylor I simply hold garden-variety disdain for.
I think she looks pretty
wow…she’s kinda pretty now
Hey man for fucks sake don’t call her British?! Fucking Kelly Osborne or Americas trainwreck! God she’s fucking ugly. You know all that weight she’s lost is done via drugs drugs and more drugs. She’ll be dead within 5 years. I can’t believe I have to weight so long, its fucking frustrating
I guess the tagline will be “If we can make this look good, imagine what we can do with YOUR piehole! VOGUE!”
maybe Madonna’s spring lineup is themed ‘war pigs’, and so Kelly Osbourne was the perfect spokesperson?
This line is aimed at the masses. M & L have shown the tall and skinny can wear it. Now they’re saying ‘so can Miss Average’! Madonna is a canny business woman! I think she’ll surprise everyone with Kelly. The photoshoot’s
been done – I think they might surprise everyone!!!
Diet all you want, those calves aren’t shrinking.