Madonna Fired Taylor Momsen For This
After a one-time stint as the face of Madonna and Lourdes Leon’s Material Girl fashion line, Taylor Momsen has already been shit-canned, only to be replaced by Kelly Osbourne, according to Hollywood Life:
After many rumors, they finally confirmed the good news today, announcing Kelly Osbourne as the 2011 face of the brand. Kelly replaces rebellious teen Taylor Momsen.
Taylor Momsen might be a crazed pile of emo STFU, but there’s no denying she has a pair of cans on her, so I don’t know why we’re even having this discussion. On the other hand, Kelly Osbourne is basically her mom if her mom ate nothing but Hydroxycut and coke for breakfast. Now, I don’t get what Madonna’s plan is here, but let’s assume it involves a three-headed demon opening a portal to hell in Malawi. Or Taylor Momsen’s just that fucking annoying. Either one.