Madonna Has Fallen: THIS WORLD SHALL BURN

If I had to name the one thing I thought would eventually destroy Madonna it’d be a tie between Conan The Barbarian wielding the Sword of Omens and osteoporosis, if not both working in tandem. Turns out the answer is a cape. A cape brought down Madonna, and soon we shall all pay for its insolence:

As of this post, villagers in Malawi have reported a sky so black it “sucks light from your soul,” and a winged, taloned creature absconding with their children as its distinct cry pierces the night air:

Dis nigga! DIS NIGGAAAAAAA SKREE!”

Photos: Getty