Madonna Is Drunk With Power, But Mostly Wine, Lots of Wine

In case you needed more proof that Madonna is that one embarrassing mom who’s always trying to prove she can still “hang” with the kids, the Daily Mail has pics and video of her rolling around the floor of a London art exhibit with a glass of wine in her hand (above) and basically doing a full-on Molly Shannon “I’m… FIFTY!” Although, in fairness, this seems to be right around the time Idris Elba rebuffed her advances, and who would take that well? She granted him passage into her Tomb of the Dead, pre-moistened by the souls of damned, and he rejected it. “Bah, men,” she probably said before lighting Orko on fire and waiting for He-Man to rescue him.

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