Why Wouldn’t Madonna Refer To Her White Son As ‘Dis Nigga?’

January 20th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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Madonna is a powerful ancient spirit who some say is older than the earth itself. In fact, in 1582, French explorer Croissant Creme Depardieu set out to cleave off her right arm in an attempt to count the rings and ascertain her age. His bloodline has been incontinent ever since. Except the tides may have turned in man’s unending war against her sorcery as there have been witnesses to Madonna’s power being buffeted by the Internet after her referring to her white son Rocco as “dis nigga.” An event that started with the above Instagram, according to Page Six:

Madonna must have realized it was a bad move for a 55-year-old mom. Moments later, she yanked it.
But she also knocked critics who thought the posting was ­inappropriate and racist.
“Ok, let me start this again. #get off my dick haters!”

And while this would seem like a victory for the Dark Queen, she soon removed the Instagram before begging for mercy upon The Book of Face:

“I am sorry if I offended anyone with my use of the N word on Instagram. It was not meant as a racial slur.. I am not a racist. There’s no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention.. It was used as a term of endearment toward my son who is white. I appreciate that it’s a provocative word and I apologize if it gave people the wrong impression. Forgive me.”

Of course, some might say Madonna gets a pass because she did adopt a black son and daughter, but that’s only if your definition of adoption is purchasing a human being like property from Africa. I tend to use a different word for that, but as white woman with jowls have repeatedly told me on Facebook and Twitter, that happened a long time ago and everybody should just get over it. Clearly they were lawyers.

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  1. grammadonna needs to sit down put her grillz in and finish her sizzurp.

    • She needs to do more than that. If you’re too fucking old to grasp that hashtags don’t have spaces, you should stay off of social media altogether. Try pissing yourself or just threaten to cut everybody out of your will if you’re that desperate/determined to be an attention whore.

      (FYI: No one’s going to be impressed by your telling them to get off your dick if you clearly don’t have the balls to go with it.)

  2. Rocco Ciccone.

    He sounds like a boxer, there’s that.

  3. “Dirty Soap”? Were all the cool nicknames like “Fierce Shampoo” and “Determined Fellow” already taken? I don’t follow boxing.

  4. If a 55yr old white woman is saying things like “get off my dick haterzz!” it means that this scourge of faux-ghetto slang is truly over. Our society will be the better for it.

  5. Now now grandma hasn’t had her fiber yet and the Lipitor hasn’t kicked in at all. Lets support her son “Filthy Irish Spring”.

  6. anonymous

    Madonna has banged more black guys than all three Kardashians and the two Jenners combined so she probably forgot who the kid’s dad was and what color.

  7. Jade

    I love it when my grandma talks about her dick in public too. And wow, when she does it, I am really able to forget how old she is.

  8. She could be as black as Michael Jordan and it would sound no less creepy. Once you reach a certain age, trying to sound like some young kid just sounds weird and creepy. I would be equally as creeped out if Oprah was going around tweeting that. I don’t think any logical person out there actually thinks Madonna is a racist.

  9. “It was used as a term of endearment toward my son who is white…”
    Hey, you dumb cunt, you’re white, too. (Like any of us really give a fuck…)

  10. Mama Pinkus

    poor Madonna……the shit she used to do to be outrageous is now SOP for the current crop of pop tarts so she is resorting to other tactics to get attention

  11. nosferotica

    Biggest non-story of the century.

    Wake me up when she actually uses it to demean or dehumanize a black person.

    And if black people don’t want white people to use it maybe they should stop using it themselves.

  12. #disbitchagain

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