Madonna Brought Her Black Son To The Grammys. See? She’s Not Racist

January 27th, 2014 // 30 Comments
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“Zup? You called me her new boyfriend. I like that. That’s a funny joke.”

Madonna found herself in some shit last week after referring to her white son Rocco as “dis nigga,” so here she is at the Grammys last night where she used her black son David Banda as a prop by dressing him up in a matching tuxedo and making him put on a show which is probably the least racist thing an elderly white woman can do to a black person. Not to mention, Madonna also wore a grill, so she practically blurred the lines between black and white. Which is way better than her original plan of blotting out the sun and casting the earth into eternal darkness. “See skin color now, you miserable wretches,” was something she was definitely going to cackle. I saw the spellbook.

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  1. BlinkyTheFish

    Why is she dressed like the dead preacher guy from Poltergeist?

  2. Good lord. She used to be hot. Well, Lourdes is ready to take her place

  3. rican

    “I know, she’s my mom, it’s embarrassing, give me 5 bucks, she’s yours.”

  4. I’ve been meaning to watch this show. It got great reviews right? Last season was the “Asylum” this season is the “Coven” I think?

  5. Who amongst us has the courage to say, “Madonna, you just don’t look good. Stay home tonight. Watch the show, eat some ice cream. Go to bed early.”

    I know I don’t.

  6. I await the day when she crumbles, à la Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep at the end of Death Becomes Her. So fucking hilarious!!! Can’t stand her. Never could. Underneath all the money (acquired more by “marketing” than talent) is a narcissistic pig.

  7. Your move Lucille and Buster.

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    Cock Dr
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    You can almost see the scaffolding behind the skin.
    There are worse things than growing old under the unforgiving lights of cameras. Looking like a youth obsessed old fool is one of them.

  9. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Amish pimping? WTF?

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    Freebie
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    Now that’s attractive

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    adviceversa
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    i didn’t realize they could gold plate dentures

  12. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
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    Granny forgot to take her false teeth out again, and I will not get her more Fixodent.

  13. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
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    She ate another bag of Tootsie rolls.

  14. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
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    The plastic in her face has hardened so much that forcing a smile over it is pure torture

  15. Juano

    Is it just me, or is she starting to look more and more like Christopher Walken’s headless horseman in “Sleepy Hollow”?

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    cc
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    So the Quaker Oats guy met the Uncle Bens guy when he was just a child?

  17. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
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    Obvious Madonna is obvious.

  18. dreamcrusher

    Is this the son Madonna calls disnigga ? Or does she call him discracka ?

    Or is this the kid she picked off the shelf to match her handbag ?

    I’m so confused……..

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    My god, man, she is morphing into Sharon Stone.

  20. Benny Blaze

    This satanic worshipping devil is a disgrace!!!

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    Big Al
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    Johnny Depp?

  22. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

  23. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
    Really ?
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    Latifah watched her career flash before her eyes as she fought the urge to smack the nonsense out of her head.

  24. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Back off man! She saved me from a life of poverty and even I can’t stand her!”

  25. Madonna Son David Banda Matching Outfits 56th Grammy Awards
    cko
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    Now she can hashtag “disnigga” without sounding racist, at all!

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    Jentilly
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    Reverend Henry Kane, scary in the Poltergeist movies, scary at the Grammys

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    Lena
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    She Really looks awful !! Is she serious with those gold teeth ?

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