It’s Time For ‘Madonna’s New Boyfriend or Just Another Child She Stole?’

Here’s Madonna and her child army/family in Eden Roc yesterday where she also brought along her new boyfriend Brahim Zaibat but please don’t ask me to point him out. I blow at Where’s Waldo? On that note, are we just going to sit here and let her start banging the kids she steals, or does she have the Spear of Destiny now? I honestly haven’t been keeping track. Spear of Destiny AND The Book of Omens? Jesus. Who has the Sword of Omens then? Gwyneth Paltrow! Christ, I’m out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur. (That’s a Thundercats AND Return of the Jedi reference all in one post. I’ll be over here alone for the rest of my life if anyone needs me.)

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