Apparently Madonna is going to take this whole don’t look at her face thing to even more ridiculous lengths because here she is leaving a Yom Kippur service with a blanket over her head and going the wrong way until a bodyguard grabbed her. Or at least that’s what it looks like. For all we know, her demon sight alerted her to a spring of unicorn blood. “That rain gutter is rich with life-force. Unhand me! Hissssss.”
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
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Stop her! She’s trying to kidnap that pygmy ice cream man!
♫ why wont you show me the way♫
Anyone had a Cadillac mishap? im getting bored.
Spell check. It’s hideous. :-)
ugh when can we gong this bitch outta here already??
Time makes you older, even children get older…
I’d hide mt face too if my mom dressed me like Kanye West.
I’d hide my face too if my mom dressed me like Kanye West.
This is the best she has looked in years.
OK, it probably was Madonna. Who the fuck can tell?
Should have let the silly bitch wander off with a blanket over her head!
She made a bargain with Beelzebub , to make her famous. She didn’t read the fine print fully- he can morph her face and body for his own amusement . To stop , she must bring him fresh souls
And that bodyguard had the perfect opportunity to just let her walk into traffic…but instead he guided her back to the car.
What fucking asshole!
hahaha
YOU are a HYSTERICALLY funny.
I say it’s a look-a-like; just check out her right foot, it is not same.
Thank God she covered up. I was temporary mentally damaged when I saw her NUDE Pics at here;
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/madonna-nude-pictures-leak-nsfw
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
I’ve been saying this for years but now I’m serious. The federal government just needs to drop bombs anywhere these people hang out and rid us of this. Of course, they would be required to put a warning on this site and only this site to let us normal people prepare.
wish i could have been there to help her cross the busy street.
Covering her eyes, eh? Was she just done watching one of her own movies?
I like her better this way.
She’s such a doofus. Sad thing is she really thinks anybody still cares who she is. She’s like one of giant mobile phones that first came out in the 80′s…..out of date and embarassing.
Abbby you’re the doofus if you think she isn’t relevant.. and obviously you care
All of you are just ageist against her. You’ll all get older to one day, and she’ll look better than you. She already does.
I don’t think I’ve seen any celebs with Mexican security before.
“Hey ese, get hold of the chupacabra, she be goin’ the wrong way again!”
(I’m not racist, you’re racist)
no doubt: Michael Jacson Was A Trendsetter Till The End, folks!!
it looks like her mystical powers have somehow grown her an extra arm
Looks like she’s got the little african kid, David, trained to cover up with her scarf too! Actually he should be home with his father! But that’s a story for ANOTHER day!
Ironic – famous all over the world but forced to cover her hideous face because she looks like Medusa . Truly God has a sense of humor !
Did she adopt Mike T.V.?
When I look at these photos, I can hear in my head Roy, from The IT Crowd, placatingly saying “Come on, ya crazy bitch…” as he slowly leads her away.
I don’t like Madonna covered up, or no. Why is she doing that? Is this a fashion trend?