We Get It, Madonna, Your Face is Hideous
Apparently Madonna is going to take this whole don’t look at her face thing to even more ridiculous lengths because here she is leaving a Yom Kippur service with a blanket over her head and going the wrong way until a bodyguard grabbed her. Or at least that’s what it looks like. For all we know, her demon sight alerted her to a spring of unicorn blood. “That rain gutter is rich with life-force. Unhand me! Hissssss.“
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