We Get It, Madonna, Your Face is Hideous

October 10th, 2011 // 31 Comments

Apparently Madonna is going to take this whole don’t look at her face thing to even more ridiculous lengths because here she is leaving a Yom Kippur service with a blanket over her head and going the wrong way until a bodyguard grabbed her. Or at least that’s what it looks like. For all we know, her demon sight alerted her to a spring of unicorn blood. “That rain gutter is rich with life-force. Unhand me! Hissssss.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. DogBoy

    Stop her! She’s trying to kidnap that pygmy ice cream man!

  2. Speaking in rough tongues

    ♫ why wont you show me the way♫

    Anyone had a Cadillac mishap? im getting bored.

  3. R

    Spell check. It’s hideous. :-)

  4. ugh when can we gong this bitch outta here already??

  5. Racer X

    Time makes you older, even children get older…

  6. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
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    I’d hide mt face too if my mom dressed me like Kanye West.

  7. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
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    I’d hide my face too if my mom dressed me like Kanye West.

  8. SIN

    This is the best she has looked in years.

  9. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, it probably was Madonna. Who the fuck can tell?

  10. lolz

    Should have let the silly bitch wander off with a blanket over her head!

  11. Elihu Smails

    She made a bargain with Beelzebub , to make her famous. She didn’t read the fine print fully- he can morph her face and body for his own amusement . To stop , she must bring him fresh souls

  12. General Disarray

    And that bodyguard had the perfect opportunity to just let her walk into traffic…but instead he guided her back to the car.
    What fucking asshole!

  13. Coyote

    I say it’s a look-a-like; just check out her right foot, it is not same.

  14. God is Black

    Thank God she covered up. I was temporary mentally damaged when I saw her NUDE Pics at here;


  15. I’ve been saying this for years but now I’m serious. The federal government just needs to drop bombs anywhere these people hang out and rid us of this. Of course, they would be required to put a warning on this site and only this site to let us normal people prepare.

  16. happy hydrangea

    wish i could have been there to help her cross the busy street.

  17. Frank Burns

    Covering her eyes, eh? Was she just done watching one of her own movies?

  18. cc

    I like her better this way.

  19. She’s such a doofus. Sad thing is she really thinks anybody still cares who she is. She’s like one of giant mobile phones that first came out in the 80′s…..out of date and embarassing.

  20. bae

    Abbby you’re the doofus if you think she isn’t relevant.. and obviously you care

  21. Richard

    All of you are just ageist against her. You’ll all get older to one day, and she’ll look better than you. She already does.

  22. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
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    I don’t think I’ve seen any celebs with Mexican security before.

    “Hey ese, get hold of the chupacabra, she be goin’ the wrong way again!”

    (I’m not racist, you’re racist)

  23. forrest gump

    no doubt: Michael Jacson Was A Trendsetter Till The End, folks!!

  24. verga

    it looks like her mystical powers have somehow grown her an extra arm

  25. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
    A Mom 2
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    Looks like she’s got the little african kid, David, trained to cover up with her scarf too! Actually he should be home with his father! But that’s a story for ANOTHER day!

  26. Elihu Smails

    Ironic – famous all over the world but forced to cover her hideous face because she looks like Medusa . Truly God has a sense of humor !

  27. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
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    Did she adopt Mike T.V.?

  28. Madonna Blanket Head Yom Kippur
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    When I look at these photos, I can hear in my head Roy, from The IT Crowd, placatingly saying “Come on, ya crazy bitch…” as he slowly leads her away.

  29. I don’t like Madonna covered up, or no. Why is she doing that? Is this a fashion trend?

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