According to Us, Angelina Jolie’s son, Maddox, was overheard calling Brad Pitt “Daddy” at a recent photo shoot. They also report that Brad’s name was left off the adoption papers for Angelina’s new daughter, Zahara, only because his divorce isn’t final yet. Which makes pretty good sense, because nobody wants to adopt a child with another woman while they’re still married. Exept for me, that is. It’s actually my life’s goal to be married and then adopt a child with another woman. Wait, did I say ‘to be married and then adopt a child with another woman’? I meant ‘to have sex with every supermodel in the world at least twice.’ And I want to own my own chocolate factory.
Maddox calls Brad Pitt daddy
August 4th, 2005 // 1 Comment
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Good call. Hot like Angelina Jolie, and man is she hot. Can you imagine what kind of women can pull Brad? He literally could not have women in the world. I'd give Keyra Next Door Nikki or call if it were.