Maddox calls Brad Pitt daddy
According to Us, Angelina Jolie’s son, Maddox, was overheard calling Brad Pitt “Daddy” at a recent photo shoot. They also report that Brad’s name was left off the adoption papers for Angelina’s new daughter, Zahara, only because his divorce isn’t final yet. Which makes pretty good sense, because nobody wants to adopt a child with another woman while they’re still married. Exept for me, that is. It’s actually my life’s goal to be married and then adopt a child with another woman. Wait, did I say ‘to be married and then adopt a child with another woman’? I meant ‘to have sex with every supermodel in the world at least twice.’ And I want to own my own chocolate factory.