Macaulay Culkin names his penis

*macaulay_culkin_penis.jpgHere’s a story for all the ladies out there. In his new book Junior, Macaulay Culkin reveals his pet name for his penis – he calls it Floyd. The actor is currently promoting the collection of stories and observations, and explains, “I had to do a reading and I did a Q+A afterwards, and somebody asked me where I came up with the name Floyd. I didn’t come up with it, if I was going to come up with something, it would have been Kroll the Conqueror… or something like Enrique, something Latino…it was kind of bestowed upon me I guess you could say.”

What better way to spend St. Patrick’s day than thinking about Macaulay Culkin’s penis? You’re doing it right now, aren’t you, you sicko. Hey, I don’t care if Macaulay’s penis plays Mah Jongg while wearing a three-piece suit and a monocle, I don’t need to hear about it. Much less write about it. I mean, how pathetic would that be.

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