Macaulay Culkin is Blanket’s father?
Macaulay Culkin’s penis may have provided the sperm that led to Prince Michael Jackson II being birthed by a surrogate and immediately collected by Michael Jackson’s lawyers. The Sun reports:
Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family.
The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”
Culkin – godfather to Jacko’s other two children – has told pals he will not comment in public out of loyalty to his late pal.
I’m almost afraid to ask, but when was the sperm donated? Because I’m having a hard time believing it was collected within a year of Blanket’s birth in 2002. Like Michael Jackson would want the sperm of a legal, fully grown Macaulay Culkin. Ha! Good one, Sun. You crazy jokers.