Macaulay Culkin Does This Now

April 2nd, 2013 // 20 Comments

For those of you concerned about Macaulay Culkin after seeing him look like Fire Marshall Bill, he’s all better now provided your definition of better is traipsing around Paris with painted fingernails and a pony tail while kissing men surrounded by French pastries. And if isn’t your definition, go ahead and read about the dinosaur parties, then come back and tell me how right I am. *waits* A Pulitzer? You shouldn’t have.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Wow, he just vaulted over Lindsay Lohan in my death pool.

  2. I just feel bad for this dude. He’s easy fodder for mockery and justifiably so, cuz he’s weird as fuck, but he seems to be a pretty harmless dude who doesn’t cause trouble, etc. Plus, getting dumped by Mila Kunis would fuck anyone up, and then add in the fact that she left him and went to the douchebag Kutcher, ya, i totally get his current mental state.

  3. Randal

    For a huge international star that was typecast at such a young age by a greedy parental unit, Macaulay has done well for himself. Experiencing life while travelling is the best way to find one’s self, shifting from boy to a young looking Axl Rose.

    Welcome to the jungle, kid.

    Randal

  4. If I was living off the interest on my home alone fortune, goddamn right I’d be weird as fucking fuck.

  5. Actually he seems to be doing pretty well for a man who lost Mila Kunis only to see her go on to Ashton Kutcher.

  6. Have I mentioned how much I hate cake pops? There’s nowhere near enough cake on those goddamn things.

  7. Skippy86

    Nah, MJ didnt fuck him up too much

  8. He was so absolutely goddamned brilliant in ‘Saved’, he could traipse around Paris wearing a prosthetic dick on his face, and he’d still be all right with me.

  9. Holy shit, just how much money did he make off of Home Alone and who the hell is his financial advisor because I want that guy. He has not worked for about 20 years, yet still seems to have money and kept Mila Kunis for almost a damn decade.

    Iggy Pop and the Rolling Stones have taught me that people that look like they are on the verge of death may actually be a lot healthier than they look.

  10. Ja Ke

    Good night Wesley. Good work. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.

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    Did anyone else immediately think Kurt Cobain?
    (also glad to see he’s eating again)

  12. Jay

    Is this gross? Or, just to be expected?

  13. Well at least he is into reach arounds.

  14. Macaulay Culkin Kissing Guy 50th Foire Du Trone Opening Night
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    “Ah, I love you my…How do you say…American meal ticket!”

  15. Burt

    My son loves the Home Alone movies, so when he asked me about cigarettes, I just showed him a recent picture Macaulay Culkin and said, “He smokes cigarettes”.

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    you rock macaulay culkin i wish i could be your girlfriend

  17. Macaulay Culkin Kissing Guy 50th Foire Du Trone Opening Night
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    im a lady

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    lolling
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    Looks like he is all kissy kissy with Jeremy Renner

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Its not cocaine! Its almond flour.

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