Macaulay Culkin Does This Now

For those of you concerned about Macaulay Culkin after seeing him look like Fire Marshall Bill, he’s all better now provided your definition of better is traipsing around Paris with painted fingernails and a pony tail while kissing men surrounded by French pastries. And if isn’t your definition, go ahead and read about the dinosaur parties, then come back and tell me how right I am. *waits* A Pulitzer? You shouldn’t have.

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