Don’t Interrupt Macaulay Culkin’s Kazoo Solo

When people ask me what I do for a living, most of the time I just lie and say I’m an abortion doctor because here’s the Internet’s top trending story right now which you’ll notice has nothing do with gun control, the disturbing influence of the men’s rights movement, or unchecked mental illness. Instead, it’s about Macaulay Culkin walking off stage after some drunks interrupted his kazoo solo while performing with his pizza band. That’s the shiny object everyone’s looking at which I will now shamelessly dangle for click dollars. Via The Nottingham Post:

The Dot to Dot festival where the band appeared started onside, singing along to the entrance music of New York, New York – Culkin’s home city – and excited to see the Home Alone star in the flesh.
But after just one number, they began to split and boos started emanating from the audience.
One fan who didn’t want to be named said: “It just sounds awful. I can’t believe he is doing this. Why bother? It must go down well in America or something.”
Soon the boos turned to booze, with members of the public throwing full pints of beer at the stage, soaking both the band and the audience.
Culkin stayed calm as security guards went into the audience to forcibly remove the culprits, saying: “Why are you throwing those? I’d rather drink them!”
But after one more tune, the missiles became unstoppable and when two hit him and his pizza-box playing band member, he called it a night.
Culkin said: “That’s the end of the show. Goodnight,” before grabbing his colleagues and leaving the stage.

Later, the French would call the performance “les incompetents” before demanding Macualay Culkin look at what he did, “the little jerk.” There would also be reports of Fuller drinking all the Pepsi, however, these would remain unconfirmed as of this post.

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