Hey, Macaulay Culkin, Nice Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Look Like Mila Kunis You Got There

Here’s Macaulay Culkin with his new girlfriend in Paris over the weekend, and if you’re first reaction is to freak the fuck out because she looks like Mila Kunis, keep in mind that before this he was DJing parties for tiny plastic dinosaurs. So dating someone who looks like his ex is not only perfectly healthy, but shows an amazing amount of restraint because if I had his money, I’d jump right to giving hookers plastic surgery while saying creepy shit like, “Pity, this one didn’t survive the smelting process. Guess we’ll have to try, try, try again…”

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