Hey, Macaulay Culkin, Nice Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Look Like Mila Kunis You Got There

November 26th, 2013 // 12 Comments

Here’s Macaulay Culkin with his new girlfriend in Paris over the weekend, and if you’re first reaction is to freak the fuck out because she looks like Mila Kunis, keep in mind that before this he was DJing parties for tiny plastic dinosaurs. So dating someone who looks like his ex is not only perfectly healthy, but shows an amazing amount of restraint because if I had his money, I’d jump right to giving hookers plastic surgery while saying creepy shit like, “Pity, this one didn’t survive the smelting process. Guess we’ll have to try, try, try again…”

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  1. Macaulay Culkin Mila Kunis Look A Like Girlfriend
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    Wait until 2 months from now when she discovers he isn’t David Spade.

  2. Macaulay Culkin Mila Kunis Look A Like Girlfriend
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    I can’t say I blame him. If you had a girl that looks like Mila Kunis, you wouldn’t want to move on either.

  3. ♪ ♫ Nevermind, he found someone like her-errrr… ♪

  4. Joe Blow

    “No really, Macaulay, I don’t care that you’re broke. This flower in a used water bottle is much better than a week in the south of France. Or a weekend in the Florida Keys. Or running water in your econo-apartment. Or hot, running water in your econo-apartment.”

  5. He’s not looking very healthy….and what’s up with the chick sunglasses?

  6. mike

    Other than the hair color I don’t see the resemblance, at all!!!

  7. CrashHell

    I hope it works dude. Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I was happier when Mila was giving Mac the pity fucks for a life ruined by gloved-molesters rather than Mila fucking the 35 year old who took her virginity at 15.

  8. JimBB

    Hey, leave Jesus Christal Meth alone!!

  9. Macaulay Culkin Mila Kunis Look A Like Girlfriend
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    Mac Culkin, please support Wade Robson by telling the world how Michael Jackson molested you!

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  10. SamSpayed

    God damn it, Fish, it’s “look-alike.”

  11. Macaulay Culkin Mila Kunis Look A Like Girlfriend
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    In all seriousness he looks better (healthier) than he has in a long time. Good for him.

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