Macaulay Culkin Knows How to Handle a Break-Up

Despite Michael Jackson touching him in places that can only be pointed out on a teddy bear, Macaulay Culkin seems to be handling his break-up from Mila Kunis, along with the fact she was blind the entire time, surprisingly well. Here he is leaving The Bagdad Live Sex Club in Barcelona with Spanish porn star Irene Lopez which is probably the healthiest response I’ve ever seen to being dumped on your ass by a girl way out of your league. Then again, let’s not pretend this isn’t how Charlie Sheen responds to each new day. “Ha! Woke up again. TO THE WHORE JET!”

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