I hate myself for that headline.
After photos surfaced online of a recently single Macaulay Culkin leaving a Barcelona sex club with porn star Irene Lopez, she apparently jumped at the chance to make sure everyone knew they’ve been doing all kinds of humping. E! News reports:
“The last time I was with him, no one found out about it,” Irene tells E! exclusively, “I don’t know what happened this time that the newspaper heard about it.”
The Spanish porn star, who’s worked at the sex club for nine months, is also concerned about his split with Mila, saying: “If there is a possibility that he goes back with Mila, I don’t want to be an obstacle. The breakup is really fresh.”
Presumably to make sure Mila Kunis doesn’t change the lock on her vagina, Macaulay issued a statement to E! News last night denying the relationship and basically calling Irene a liar:
“As I do with many fans, I briefly met and took a photo with Irene Lopez at her request,” Macaulay tells E! News. As for her claims that they’ve hung out before?
“I have had no contact with this woman in any capacity, social or otherwise before or since that picture was taken. Any reports to the contrary are false,” he tells E! News.
“As you can see, I was innocently leaving a live sex club where I watched total strangers have intercourse on a stage a few feet away from me, so I don’t get how people can go from that to me seeking comfort in a trained, professional porn star who will do shit you don’t even realize. I just don’t see the connection.”
Photos: Splash News
Mouse | January 25, 2011 at 9:08 am
To believe that, you’d have to believe he still has fans.
bobbot | January 25, 2011 at 9:09 am
im backing him on this one. viewing live sex shows is absolutely not an extraordinary activity for tourists in europe
Snooki's Taint | January 25, 2011 at 9:14 am
Yeah, I wouldn’t be doing much *sleeping* with her, either.
Bill | January 25, 2011 at 9:17 am
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!!
Bill's Cigar | January 26, 2011 at 8:53 am
But I was ALL up in that. Smoking!!!
Senior Pepe | January 25, 2011 at 9:20 am
Thanks Mac….
It’s not 1990 anymore, go back to your hole.
Sincerely, your “fans”.
Frobz | January 25, 2011 at 9:23 am
Translation: “Girls! Ew! Icky!”
lmaoatyourlies | January 25, 2011 at 9:25 am
For the record who is Macaulay Culkin
Mortimer Duke | January 25, 2011 at 9:56 am
Fail.
Karri | January 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Clearly you are too young to be reading this site.
Jennifer | January 25, 2011 at 10:01 am
God she looks like a grinning gargoyle.
DKNY | January 25, 2011 at 11:50 am
I thought she looked like an ugly Claire Danes.
dano | January 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm
that would imply claire danes is not ugly.
nachitosh | January 25, 2011 at 8:17 pm
at Dano EPIC WIN LOL!!!!!
snacks | January 25, 2011 at 10:36 am
Mac has that “Oh I’m not fucking her” sheep dog look on his face. Which can only mean one thing. He is fucking her.
Lightdragon | January 25, 2011 at 10:40 am
Didn’t she play on Xena as Callisto?
The Listener | January 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm
No, that was Hudson Leick.
Mr. Nice Guy | January 25, 2011 at 10:44 am
If he can’t handle her I would be glad to.
Talk Hard | January 25, 2011 at 10:47 am
I admit watching a clip of her online. She can take it in all sorts of position.
Lindsay | January 25, 2011 at 11:13 am
Ha. My grandma would say, “bless his heart.”
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 25, 2011 at 11:14 am
Remember when Porn Stars were GOOD LOOKING?
Actually I kinda believe him. Im 39 and if I was somewhere (presumably NOT a live sex show!) and I saw Macauley Culkin I’d beg for him to take a picture with me too. I love HOME ALONE , HOME ALONE 2 , THE GOOD SON and SAVED. UNLCE BUCK wasnt bad either! Hell, I would even want a picture with KIRAN Culkin! He’s cool too!
So for now I believe him.
Scrote Phillips | January 25, 2011 at 11:20 am
“Furthermore, I wouldn’t sleep in the same room as that chick if she was growing on my arse. Irene, you’re such a disease!”
Cock Dr | January 25, 2011 at 11:33 am
So funny. This guy looks so goofy.
Further proof that $$ makes ANYONE sexually appealing.
M | January 25, 2011 at 12:45 pm
wait. I saw more than one picture of them and it didn’t look like posing with a fan, it looked like walking with a gal. they could be friends. well, that if we didn’t know where they just went out from. probably he still wants Mila back and thus releasing this statement hoping she’ll believe him.
Tom | January 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Typical blonde skank.
Ball Sac | January 25, 2011 at 1:54 pm
you know what this means…
HOME ALONE SEQUEL!!!
nachitosh | January 25, 2011 at 8:29 pm
I have to say I believe him
that picture of the two of them looks awkward as hell, they are barely touching,
what I mean is that, it does look like a Fan picture, she is not touching him or hugging him, she is like barely posing next to her, He puts his arm around her but, again, totally looks like a fan pic,
You think if they were Fcking they wouldn’t be all over each other, at least a better hug or she would be touching his chest in the pic or something
Burt | January 26, 2011 at 12:49 am
It does look like he’s posing with a fan.
Burt | January 26, 2011 at 12:57 am
…But, hey. My brother knew a certain celebrity who broke up with his fiance because he was seen with a stripper by a tabloid photographer. He denied it, my brother tells me the guy was sleeping with two of his own coworkers.
Melvin T. Madd | January 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm
The body language in this picture says it all.
He has both hands in his pockets, his body is positioned away from her – she is doing the same thing, the way she has her right knee drawn in against her left is another indicator.
Totally not banging her.
Hideousity | January 27, 2011 at 9:47 am
I still can’t tell….are those 2 dudes, or 2 REALLY ugly chicks?????
Either way, anyone else think she looks like the jockey from Left 4 Dead 2??
KWDragon | January 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Look at his face. Look at the stripper. Now tell me he isn’t a bucket hat and a fur coat away from turning into Kid Rock.
ben stirling | February 28, 2011 at 6:29 pm
hi macaulay i’m ben i’m very very very rich man you can ring me on this number 01437 764189 and i can talk to you well i better go now see ya macaulay keep in touch