Macaulay Culkin: ‘I’m Not Sleeping With a Porn Star, Ya Filthy Animal’

January 25th, 2011 // 39 Comments

I hate myself for that headline.

After photos surfaced online of a recently single Macaulay Culkin leaving a Barcelona sex club with porn star Irene Lopez, she apparently jumped at the chance to make sure everyone knew they’ve been doing all kinds of humping. E! News reports:

“The last time I was with him, no one found out about it,” Irene tells E! exclusively, “I don’t know what happened this time that the newspaper heard about it.”
The Spanish porn star, who’s worked at the sex club for nine months, is also concerned about his split with Mila, saying: “If there is a possibility that he goes back with Mila, I don’t want to be an obstacle. The breakup is really fresh.”

Presumably to make sure Mila Kunis doesn’t change the lock on her vagina, Macaulay issued a statement to E! News last night denying the relationship and basically calling Irene a liar:

“As I do with many fans, I briefly met and took a photo with Irene Lopez at her request,” Macaulay tells E! News. As for her claims that they’ve hung out before?
“I have had no contact with this woman in any capacity, social or otherwise before or since that picture was taken. Any reports to the contrary are false,” he tells E! News.

“As you can see, I was innocently leaving a live sex club where I watched total strangers have intercourse on a stage a few feet away from me, so I don’t get how people can go from that to me seeking comfort in a trained, professional porn star who will do shit you don’t even realize. I just don’t see the connection.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Mouse

    To believe that, you’d have to believe he still has fans.

  2. bobbot

    im backing him on this one. viewing live sex shows is absolutely not an extraordinary activity for tourists in europe

  3. Snooki's Taint

    Yeah, I wouldn’t be doing much *sleeping* with her, either.

  4. Bill

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman!!

  5. Senior Pepe

    Thanks Mac….
    It’s not 1990 anymore, go back to your hole.

    Sincerely, your “fans”.

  6. Frobz

    Translation: “Girls! Ew! Icky!”

  7. lmaoatyourlies

    For the record who is Macaulay Culkin

  8. God she looks like a grinning gargoyle.

  9. Mac has that “Oh I’m not fucking her” sheep dog look on his face. Which can only mean one thing. He is fucking her.

  10. Didn’t she play on Xena as Callisto?

  11. Mr. Nice Guy

    If he can’t handle her I would be glad to.

  12. joho777
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    He probably is right. There is very little sleep involved.

  13. Talk Hard

    I admit watching a clip of her online. She can take it in all sorts of position.

  14. Macaulay Culkin Irene Lopez Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, how’d this picture of Jim Breuer get in here? Goooat.

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    Lindsay
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really too bad about his face.

  16. Lindsay

    Ha. My grandma would say, “bless his heart.”

  17. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Remember when Porn Stars were GOOD LOOKING?

    Actually I kinda believe him. Im 39 and if I was somewhere (presumably NOT a live sex show!) and I saw Macauley Culkin I’d beg for him to take a picture with me too. I love HOME ALONE , HOME ALONE 2 , THE GOOD SON and SAVED. UNLCE BUCK wasnt bad either! Hell, I would even want a picture with KIRAN Culkin! He’s cool too!

    So for now I believe him.

  18. Scrote Phillips

    “Furthermore, I wouldn’t sleep in the same room as that chick if she was growing on my arse. Irene, you’re such a disease!”

  19. Cock Dr

    So funny. This guy looks so goofy.
    Further proof that $$ makes ANYONE sexually appealing.

  20. M

    wait. I saw more than one picture of them and it didn’t look like posing with a fan, it looked like walking with a gal. they could be friends. well, that if we didn’t know where they just went out from. probably he still wants Mila back and thus releasing this statement hoping she’ll believe him.

  21. Tom

    Typical blonde skank.

  22. Ball Sac

    you know what this means…
    HOME ALONE SEQUEL!!!

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    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    …This is you on drugs.

  24. nachitosh

    I have to say I believe him

    that picture of the two of them looks awkward as hell, they are barely touching,
    what I mean is that, it does look like a Fan picture, she is not touching him or hugging him, she is like barely posing next to her, He puts his arm around her but, again, totally looks like a fan pic,

    You think if they were Fcking they wouldn’t be all over each other, at least a better hug or she would be touching his chest in the pic or something

  25. Melrose
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    If her weren’t Macaulay Culkin I’d ask why the fuck is he making that Macaulay Culkin face – but I guess he’s the one who gets to make it.

  26. Burt

    It does look like he’s posing with a fan.

  27. Burt

    …But, hey. My brother knew a certain celebrity who broke up with his fiance because he was seen with a stripper by a tabloid photographer. He denied it, my brother tells me the guy was sleeping with two of his own coworkers.

  28. Melvin T. Madd

    The body language in this picture says it all.

    He has both hands in his pockets, his body is positioned away from her – she is doing the same thing, the way she has her right knee drawn in against her left is another indicator.

    Totally not banging her.

  29. Hideousity

    I still can’t tell….are those 2 dudes, or 2 REALLY ugly chicks?????

    Either way, anyone else think she looks like the jockey from Left 4 Dead 2??

  30. KWDragon

    Look at his face. Look at the stripper. Now tell me he isn’t a bucket hat and a fur coat away from turning into Kid Rock.

  31. ben stirling

    hi macaulay i’m ben i’m very very very rich man you can ring me on this number 01437 764189 and i can talk to you well i better go now see ya macaulay keep in touch

  32. Commented on this photo:

    you rock macaulay culkin im going to live in nyc yeahhhhhhhh macaulay culkin

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