Lynne Spears: Jamie Lynn ‘crucified’ while Bristol Palin ‘celebrated’

September 24th, 2008 // 104 Comments

Lynne Spears is speaking out about the media’s hypocrisy embracing the pregnancy of Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain running mate Sarah Palin. Lynne got her holy nuts kicked in when it was revealed Jamie Lynn was with child, but Sarah Palin is getting a pass, according to Newsweek:

“It’s a totally different reaction. It’s as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn–you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

Lynne added: “I mean, I’ve got a ‘special needs’ baby, too. Where’s my outpouring of love? So maybe mine, I dunno, flashes her hooternanny and has a record deal and, okay, had sex with men of Middle Eastern descent. I should get to be a national treasure too! Did I mention she tried to eat a toaster oven once? That too. Give me a parade!


  1. HorribleJudgment

    Sarah Palin is not being celebrating because her daughter got pregnant. McCain and his counterparts did their part to make sure that it was GLOSSED OVER, and that no one made a big deal anymore. If anyone DARED to criticize Palin about it, even a little bit, they were made to feel like: HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE OUR PRECIOUS PALIN? Sarah Palin is being celebrated because for one reason or another, people seem to be fascinated with her. Many in a positive way, but make no mistake, many also in a not so positive way.

    And don’t any conservative idiots call me “liberal” or “anti-republican”, just because I’m not kissing the fucking feet of Sarah Palin. I don’t define myself in such terms.

  2. I have to stand in the Spears camp on this (YUCK! Get my wadin boots).

    And Bristol is FAT! Isn’t that relevant?

  3. HorribleJudgment

    Narcissist, is Bristol fat? I haven’t seen her, so I hadn’t noticed. She’s pregnant though, so she gets a pass. If I ever see her not pregnant and fat, though, I’ll be sure to fucking crucify her.

  4. for what its worth, I think Bristol is just as much of a white trash slut as Jamie Lynne.

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