Lynne Spears: Jamie Lynn ‘crucified’ while Bristol Palin ‘celebrated’

September 24th, 2008 // 104 Comments

Lynne Spears is speaking out about the media’s hypocrisy embracing the pregnancy of Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain running mate Sarah Palin. Lynne got her holy nuts kicked in when it was revealed Jamie Lynn was with child, but Sarah Palin is getting a pass, according to Newsweek:

“It’s a totally different reaction. It’s as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn–you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

Lynne added: “I mean, I’ve got a ‘special needs’ baby, too. Where’s my outpouring of love? So maybe mine, I dunno, flashes her hooternanny and has a record deal and, okay, had sex with men of Middle Eastern descent. I should get to be a national treasure too! Did I mention she tried to eat a toaster oven once? That too. Give me a parade!

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  1. Effyeray

    The difference is that Palin wasn’t whoring her daughter out, while you were you miserable money grubbing pimp. So shut your fuckin cakehole cunt.

  2. I happen to agree with her. There is a double standard in this country, and it really does not make things right.

  3. Awesome post #40. I agree big time except for McCain’s daughter being hot she like a fat stumpy more pedestrian butterfaced Paris Hilton. (click name, see pic)
    ———————————————————————————————————-
    Every woman in the world? Oh Lynn you sheltered little white trash redneck. Have you even travelled outside the U.S? Trust me many women do not celebrate Sarah Palin and her whore daughter. If anything is hypocritical it’s an idiot who rants about abstinence when clearly the only thing kids are abstaining from these days IS abstinence. What a horribly irresponsible and idiotic mother to not even give her daughter the tools and information to protect herself against STD’s and teen pregnancy. How about if she had gotten AIDS would that have been great too? Fucking retards.

    It isn’t right for a child to raise a child, young people deserve their youth and because of Palin’s twisted backwards idiot logic she has prevented her child from having a normal childhood simply because she wasn’t willing to deal with the truth. How selfish is that? She chose fake morals over her daughters safety and well being.

    What kind of parent teaches their child nothing, but lies and then says “oh now that you screwed up because I did give you any real tools or teach you about reality, now you have to face the consequences which are raising a child and being forced into marriage. I mean I could have cut the bullshit and gave you condoms and put you on the pill and still talked as much as I wanted about abstinence and encouraged you to wait while making sure you would be safe but, no I prefer to sell out my own daughter’s life and happiness for a false image.

    I can’t even tell you how many religious kids raised to believe in abstinence before marriage end up as teen parents, it’s so fucking pathetic. Lynn you’re a looser so are your daughters and so is Palin’s entire family, happy now? You’re all worth the same to me… absolutely dick fucking squat (which ironically is what your daughters call “friday night”).

  4. I need to correct my prior statements, so here goes:

    Im an Idiot and speak through my ass sometimes..Im sure you guys understand though, like any other liberal, I am emotionally driven and cant think or speak rationally 99% of the time.

    Both parties do the same thing and only stand behind things when it suits their parties purposes. Those girls arent whores, simply teens that have grown up in an age where sex is the norm and readily accessible to be viewed via the internet, MTV, BET, E!, Daytime soaps etc. The morals of the country have changed so that sexuality is more open now, for better or worse (i believe worse).

    Bush’s daughters arent drunken whores, but , yet again, simply teens. the same way we were, they just got caught. McCains daughter having an abortion (if she did as I stated above when speaking out of my ass) wouldnt be McCains choice, but his daughters. Dick Cheney has never disowned his daughter and she is regularly with him in press conferences all the while promoting her own agenda and lifestyle, sometimes with her Dads support.

    You see, I basically generalize people because of the disdain and hate I have for President Bush and it overflows in my everyday existence. I hate it that I dont understand simple governmental policies, how laws are made and enacted, how the voting process works and the fact that I am so ignorant I could never understand the simple cartoons that should have taught me all this stuff on Saturday morning cartoons (Im just a bill, Noouns, 3 is a magic number etc).

    Please forgive me. Sarah Palin has shown me that once again, those of us carrying around all the ignorance, emtional bias & guilt from slavery, will probably lose again this fall in the elections. She has come on brighter, with more class, charisma, knowledge and balls bigger then the DNC candidates put together.

    I hate the fact that she has single handedly made the upcoming election interesting, fun and worth paying attention to. I liked it how it was beforehand, with everyone thinking we had a snowballs chance in hell of actually squeaking one out, as mis-informed, anti-american, crazy and stupid as we were.

    Damn you Sarah Palin! DAMN YOU!

  5. Whatever

    Open letter to Lynne Spears, you are such an HILLBILLY hick. Take your country bunkin white trash clan back to the hills you crawled out of. You are a true testament to MONEY does not BUY class. The difference is your billy goat inbred child was supposed to be a “role model”. As well, dumb ass, who the hell has given her any shit?? The magazines who paid 1,000 for your story? The truth is like poster 49 wrote, you can’t be with your kid 100 percent of the time, they will do what they will do, the trouble is the parents all think “NOT MY KID” She is not having sex. WAKE UP CALL. Regardless, no one is praising anyone for their child getting pregnant.

  6. Eva

    Well you know what?!? Let’s all hold hands and form a circle around the world, and apologize to the Spears family for our wrongdoings!!!

    I mean, heck, when you star in a kids TV show on Nick, which airs at peak times… well duh, of course you ought to engage in premarital sex and have a baby well before finishing Highschool!

    Shame on us!

    *pukes*

  7. trashness

    Awesome post #40. I agree big time except for McCain’s daughter being hot she like a fat stumpy more pedestrian butterfaced Paris Hilton. (click name, see pic)
    ———————————————————————————————————-
    Every woman in the world? Oh Lynn you sheltered little white trash redneck. Have you even travelled outside the U.S? Trust me many women do not celebrate Sarah Palin and her whore daughter. If anything is hypocritical it’s an idiot who rants about abstinence when clearly the only thing kids are abstaining from these days IS abstinence. What a horribly irresponsible and idiotic mother to not even give her daughter the tools and information to protect herself against STD’s and teen pregnancy. How about if she had gotten AIDS would that have been great too? Fucking retards.

    It isn’t right for a child to raise a child, young people deserve their youth and because of Palin’s twisted backwards idiot logic she has prevented her child from having a normal childhood simply because she wasn’t willing to deal with the truth. How selfish is that? She chose fake morals over her daughters safety and well being.

    What kind of parent teaches their child nothing, but lies and then says “oh now that you screwed up because I did give you any real tools or teach you about reality, now you have to face the consequences which are raising a child and being forced into marriage. I mean I could have cut the bullshit and gave you condoms and put you on the pill and still talked as much as I wanted about abstinence and encouraged you to wait while making sure you would be safe but, no I prefer to sell out my own daughter’s life and happiness for a false image.

    I can’t even tell you how many religious kids raised to believe in abstinence before marriage end up as teen parents, it’s so fucking pathetic. Lynn you’re a looser so are your daughters and so is Palin’s entire family, happy now? You’re all worth the same to me… absolutely dick fucking squat (which ironically is what your daughters call “friday night”).

  8. shani

    #40 Chauncey Gardner

    ARE YOU KIDDING?
    First of all there are two huge differences between Chelsea Clinton and the Bush girls/ and Bristol
    1. She was butt ugly and couldn’t get laid if she tried.
    2. She was just a kid when her parents were in the white house, not a teen!

    She lived in that damn white house with them, she couldn’t do anything anyways.

    Also, yeah if my daughter was a lesbian and we were practicing Christians I wouldn’t “Disown” her but I was try really hard to get her to change. But yea if I were big in politics I wouldn’t really want her in the picture, what a disgrace. Cheney obviously did something wrong if his daughter is a lesbian.

    Bottom line, kids do stupid shit sometimes, even if they know better. You can’t blame parents for every little thing their kid does. Sure you can blame them for what kind of Person their kid turns into, but for every single action? No you can’t do that. Yes pregnancy is not just a “little” issue but it comes from one action, one regretable action that does not DEFINE who a person is.

  9. Damn!!!

    #56!!!!

    Damn you and the link. Lol.

  10. Joe Cat

    The only difference is the Palin baby wasn’t conceived in a trailer park.

  11. Objective

    I think Sarah Palin is a lousy mother, too. This is what her stupid abstinence only education policies have wrought. And does she want to change them, now that she sees how effective they are? No.

    Both Sarah Palin and Lynne Spears are lousy mothers have sacrificed their daughters — It is true, however, that the media is treating Palin with kid gloves. Maybe because Palin is potentially more powerful?

    Think about it, Lynne!

  12. boo

    HAHAHA @ Right Fury and the fake Chauncy-”Why don’t you come up with an original thought?” Then goes on to mock “smug latte drinking elitists” (Nope, haven’t heard that line before)” Misinformed, anti-American” (did Rush use that AGAIN on his show last night?) No wonder people think conservatives are hypocrites. You DID forget to mention how all liberals hate America, want abortion on demand and a total welfare state.

  13. will

    58 – Sure it defines you. Once a whore, nothing more.

  14. I need to correct my prior statements, so here goes:

    Im an Idiot and speak through my ass sometimes..Im sure you guys understand though, like any other liberal, I am emotionally driven and cant think or speak rationally 99% of the time.

    Both parties do the same thing and only stand behind things when it suits their parties purposes. Those girls arent whores, simply teens that have grown up in an age where sex is the norm and readily accessible to be viewed via the internet, MTV, BET, E!, Daytime soaps etc. The morals of the country have changed so that sexuality is more open now, for better or worse (i believe worse).

    Bush’s daughters arent drunken whores, but , yet again, simply teens. the same way we were, they just got caught. McCains daughter having an abortion (if she did as I stated above when speaking out of my ass) wouldnt be McCains choice, but his daughters. Dick Cheney has never disowned his daughter and she is regularly with him in press conferences all the while promoting her own agenda and lifestyle, sometimes with her Dads support.

    You see, I basically generalize people because of the disdain and hate I have for President Bush and it overflows in my everyday existence. I hate it that I dont understand simple governmental policies, how laws are made and enacted, how the voting process works and the fact that I am so ignorant I could never understand the simple cartoons that should have taught me all this stuff on Saturday morning cartoons (Im just a bill, Noouns, 3 is a magic number etc).

    Please forgive me. Sarah Palin has shown me that once again, those of us carrying around all the ignorance, emtional bias & guilt from slavery, will probably lose again this fall in the elections. She has come on brighter, with more class, charisma, knowledge and balls bigger then the DNC candidates put together.

    I hate the fact that she has single handedly made the upcoming election interesting, fun and worth paying attention to. I liked it how it was beforehand, with everyone thinking we had a snowballs chance in hell of actually squeaking one out, as mis-informed, anti-american, crazy and stupid as we were.

    Damn you Sarah Palin! DAMN YOU!

    @62 afrocentric boo – thanks for reminding us that liberals hate America, want abortion on demand and a total welfare state.

  15. Jw

    Who is celebrating Palin? She and her daughter have been just as lambasted as these stupid Spears skanks. In fact, more venom has been spit at Palin because of her stances on “choice”. Rightfully so.

    They’re all dumb hillbilly morons and should be treated as such- with ridicule.

  16. Right Fury

    Oh boo, I Know you love america! Otherwise you’d have moved by now to get away from all us durn hicks!

    “latte drinking elitist” is a common usage you moron. I can’t call you anything in the english language you haven’t been called before.

  17. Mcfeely Smackup

    One thing to keep in mind, Bristol Palin wasn’t impregnated through statutory rape, Jamie Lyn Spears was.

  18. HankTheDwarf

    #40, well said. That’s the heart of the matter that gets the neocons all up in a tizzy. They’ll try to divert attention all they can, but nothing can get away from the truth of their fucked up lives.

    #58, uh get your facts straight dipshit. Chelsea was 13 when Bill first got into the White House, which would have made her 21 when they got out. How exactly was she not a teen?

  19. @68 Hankthecockgobblingdwarf

    still trolling I see. what happened? did they take the kiddy translator off of:

    morons.org?
    dumbocaticunderground.com?
    infbores.com?

    its all in big people talk now and you cant understand how to copy and paste things that arent written in crayon?

    step off you clit sized penis elitest

  20. Danklin24

    Jesus, Does Jamie Lynn Spears ever smile? She was bitchy on her Nick show and i think shes probably just plain bitchy in real life. Crack a smile once in a while Jamie, you can do it. Your sister does when she doesnt have a cock in her mouth.

  21. Hi, first off there is nothing wrong with shopping at Walmart which is one of the world’s most popular chains. 2nd I agree that if they were in fact treated differently then that was wrong.

  22. eurotrash

    wow once again i’m amazed by the bullshit that passes for political discussions on this site. both ‘sides’ throwing lame ass insults at each other and accusing the other of generalizations and ignorance.

    How about instead of slinging mud at each other (don’t the politicians do enough of that already?) you actually think about why you support your candidate, and not why you don’t like the opponent. there’s a big difference.

    so im especially curious about what the McCain voters have to say; please tell me why you support McCain without falling into the nobama bullshit. the reason i ask is because the McCain campaign and supporters seem much more focused on the perceived negatives of obama than the positives of their own candidate…

  23. Rant

    Sarah Palin has been raked over the coals over everything since she has become fodder for the mainstream media. Christ, even Sharon Osborne was ripping her a new one on Ellen today.

    I think Lynn has been into Brit’s crack supply.

  24. Jim Jones

    @Right Fury:
    I laugh at your attempt to paint the media as liberal. Give me specific information that indicates an entire news organization is liberal. Sure, some hire left-leaning or right-leaning commentators, but they hire them for that reason. The media companies are owned by huge corporations who are hardly part of the liberal block. Hell, an entire network, FOX, is dedicated to right-wingers. And if the media happens to report a story that is negative toward conservatives, you can thank reality for being liberal, not the media. Man, what a tool you are. Open your eyes and take a look at what’s going on around you, instead of parroting some unsubstantiated vagary about how the media is biased. Please. If it’s biased, these stories would be disproven immediately.

    As for the substance of this post, she does have a point. The Daily Show underscored this when they showed Bill O’Reilly reaming the Spears family, then defended Palin’s as a personal matter.

  25. Jay

    Life is soooo unfair…. Boo-dee-hooty-hooo ;-< . What a freakin princess. Get a life, whiner.

  26. @72 eurotrash (appropriately named)

    first of all, nice way to take EXACTLY what everyone has been saying about Obama and turn it around. All the dumbocrats have been doing is what youre saying and have been called out on it…and here you sit saying the opposite. too funny. I guess all you guys have is BBC (if you are truly in europe).

    secondly, none of your fucking business. it doesnt concern you. people have their reasons for support and voice them more than loudly enough, you just cant hear it.

    Welcome to the internet Corky. go to the blogs, news sites, tv station sites etc and you can get plenty of reasons.

    I dont think people are going to come on here and give their Doctoral Thesis on modern American politics. Too bad for you though…then you might learn something besides how to wave a white flag!

    Now get on back to your 30 hour work week turning chocolate eurotrash.

  27. true

    She has a point. I did not see evangelicals rushing to her side when Spears announced her pregnancy. I thought they were all about “keeping the baby no matter WHAT the circumstance.” She should be Palins poster child in RL.

  28. Prof

    It’s about time someone pointed this out! I remember when everyone was outraged about Miley Cyrus’s bareback photos of her in bed, but seemed to give Vanessa (here’s my beaver) Hudgens a free pass. Then when Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up she was trailer trash & her mother couldn’t parent. Palin’s kid does the same thing and she gets a thumbs up as a hard working mom, and her daughter is practically patted on the head, as if she’s just a precocious little scamp. At least be honest enough to admit they all suck equally!

  29. Sarah Palin has a huge, loose, gaping asshole. Because she was a mighty slut back in her day.

    According to her Pentecostal church, you can have anal sex while still retaining your virginity. Hence the loose asshole and thick brown skidmarks on her panties.

  30. Here are some quotes from the evangelical base regarding Spears pregnancy (click on name above). Anti-abortion and “keeping the child” is supposed to be core to their faith–so in reality, WHERE is the support? You would think they would LOVE her for this–again these quotes are from the CONSERVATIVE url posted near my name:

    “What a slut, dysfunctional family.”
    7 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 8:25:20 PM by tennmountainman

    “Fer Heaven’s sake! Where is a liberal to teach sex ed. when you need one?!!!”
    8 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 8:25:30 PM by llevrok

    “Our culture is absolutely bereft of any morals. I am sick reading this.”
    16 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:40:48 PM by rintense

    “She is as we all are a sinner. Remember it is never too late to renounce our sins. I pray that she turns her life to God. If she is not ready for marriage I hope she will give her child to a loving family.”
    62 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:10:01 PM by lastchance (Hug your babies.)

    “ll you can do is laugh at these morons and enjoy the sick entertainment they provide us with their train wreck lives.”
    83 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 8:05:44 AM by gore_sux

    “Why does it seem natural selection is picking all the stupid people to breed? The movie ‘Idiocracy’ comes to mind.”
    100 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 9:42:24 AM by rintense

  31. Truth Hurts

    #76, ‘dumbocrats’

    …how creative and witty. think of that all by your wittle self?

    moron.

  32. gargh

    Sarah Palin is busy populatin the mud races up thar in Alaska all ber herself

  33. boo

    Right Fury, I was simply pointing out your hypocrisy, You accuse liberals of not thinking for themselves and then go on to spout your cliches. Typical hypocritical asshole who can’t handle another point of view without turning into a complete bully. Fuck you.

  34. Chelle

    “Meanwhile, Bush’s daughters are drunken whores, McCain would let his daughter have an abortion, Cheney’s disowned his daughter because she’s a lesbian…”

    This rant from #40 is the biggest bunch of unfounded BULLSHIT I’ve ever read. What an infantile post.

    And by the way, Chelsea Clinton really got around when she was studying at University College at Oxford. She spent plenty of time getting drunk and disorderly, being picked up off sidewalks and poured into taxis.

    The Cheneys did not “disown” their daughter. She campaigned for him in the last election.

    George and Laura Bush’s daughters, like Chelsea Clinton, grew out of their partying ways (no substantiated proof that either they or Chelsea were “whores” though) and became adults.

    Both Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin made choices that led to their being teen mothers. I bet they both wish they could do things over.

  35. gotmilk?

    12, 52, 78, etc. no one knew who Bristol Palin was two seconds ago. there is the difference. and who’s fucking business is it anyway that some teenaged girl is a whore. dime a dozen!

  36. Gen

    Honestly, I do not think Jamie Lynn got much flack for being pregnant, it was the guy she was with who was a dork… which is the same issue for Palin. I think Jamie Lynn is being admired for how responsible she is as a parent!

  37. mimi

    Let’s pray for them all. And for Amy.

  38. HankTheDwarf

    #84,

    Your lies about Chelsea are pretty desperate. Any proof of drunkeness and “being picked up off sidewalks” like this:

    http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/08/JennaBush%20party.jpg

    Proof of Bush daughter alcoholic whoredom:

    http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/04/27/bush.daughter/index.html

    Also:

    “On April 29, 2001, Bush was charged with a Class C misdemeanor for being in the possession of alcohol under the age 21 in Austin. On May 29, 2001, Bush was charged with another misdemeanor — attempting to use a fake ID (with the name Barbara Pierce, her paternal grandmother’s maiden name) to purchase alcohol. She pleaded no contest to both misdemeanors.”

    Now kindly go fuck yourself.

  39. daffy

    FACE IT PEOPLE SHE HAS A FUCKING POINT.

    If you vote the Republicans back in office for another term because some snowshoe wearin’ redneck’s unmarried teenager gets knocked up..then you deserve it.

    Don’t come crying to the world ,all surprised & shocked,when the people whom the Republicans have fucked over for decades come and attack you.

  40. Dev

    I keep seeing a few a say “but she was on a kids show”.

    That’s less of an impact than daughter of the vice president. What kind of example are we showing kids in this country if we elect a moron who can’t even keep her own kids in line. I swear, republicans just continue to get worse. But well, what can you expect. They’re backing a coward who doesn’t even have the balls to debate Obama.

    Even if McCain wins in November, which I doubt, he’s still without a doubt the biggest pussy ever to run, even bigger than Kerry.

  41. Dev

    I keep seeing a few a say “but she was on a kids show”.

    That’s less of an impact than daughter of the vice president. What kind of example are we showing kids in this country if we elect a moron who can’t even keep her own kids in line. I swear, republicans just continue to get worse. But well, what can you expect. They’re backing a coward who doesn’t even have the balls to debate Obama.

    Even if McCain wins in November, which I doubt, he’s still without a doubt be
    the biggest pussy ever to run, even bigger than Kerry.

  42. In after anti-republican morons who can’t make a point for shit.

    Also, to people asking what kind of example Palin’s daughter would make, how about your last president? At least Bristol won’t be in power with her bad choices, your man was. Plus he lied about it, constantly.

    /thread

  43. She’s really enjoying it:
    “BEING A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD MUM”, don’t you think?

  44. Randal

    Sarah Palin is a goddess, Just leave her alone.

  45. Chauncey Gardner

    Real Chauncey, here.

    I love how badly I apparently freaked Fake Chauncey out. Look at all the bullshit he wrote, and people still think he’s an asshole. He’s exactly the kind of rabid, dickhead, neocon drone that makes conservatives look bad.

  46. Bill Clinton

    Nights are long and cold in Alaska!

    But I think both have been crucified! Its just that we just met Palin, whereas we have known Spears since she was practically a toddler .

    Also Spears is put up as a role model for kids on Disney Channel where Palin was not a public figure of any kind.
    Also she is a victim of statutory rape.
    Besides she is a Spears so that automatically makes her a joke!

    Both kids should get all the support they need!

  47. Chauncey Gardner

    Real Chauncey here, again.

    I love how the retard acting like me cant even use commas correctly. Hes the type of fellow that makes liberals look smarter than they really are by remembering and knowing that at least a comma goes somewhere.

  48. Patty

    Lynne Spears needs to shut up and go away. She’s an awful mother who raised trampy daughters and is only interested in making money off them. Bristol Palin never asked for the spotlight and is trying to live her life quietly and with dignity.

  49. Toxic Mortgage Holder

    Obama’s mother got knocked up with him at 17.

  50. Randal

    Obama’s mother is a whore! Pass it on!

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