Ha ha! Remember Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My Children Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchase. Today she stopped by FOX News’ The Morning Show With Mike and Juliet where Lynne convinced nobody but herself that she cashed in on her kids:
On Britney and Jamie Lynn’s careers:
“People think I was this stage mom, that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager, that’s never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and [got them] out of bed.”
On Kevin Federline:
“I do like Kevin. He has been good to us,” she says. “Kevin could have been a real pill about a lot of things, but he wasn’t. He worked with us and has really tried to make everything good for the boys. He has thought about them through all of this.”
On Sarah Palin:
“I’m glad she didn’t have to go through as much scrutiny as I did. Nobody wants their children to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would want that?”
Some conspiracy theorists (Read: Me) theorize that Lynne Spears slept with Kevin Federline thus sending Britney into a psychological tail spin. And, is it me, or did Lynne just admit that when she said “I do like Kevin.”? Everyone knows it’s scientifically impossible to like something but not have sex with it. Coincidentally, this is also the same excuse I used for why I ruined the turkey during Thanksgiving dinner last year. I expect the same response here: SUCCESS!
Deechronic | October 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
shes wearing pantyz…thats a first
Parker | October 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
whoa, good theory dude. Probably most people wouldn’t think of it cuase they’d get stuck in that, if he wouldn’t fuck her why would he fuck her mother, loop. But it’s easy to forget that Kevin is a douchebag cause next to Britney he just looks like a desperate loser. So I think your theory holds water and needs to be investigated.
lola | October 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Her extentions look horrible.
Karen | October 9, 2008 at 4:52 pm
The Lynne Spears/Sarah Palin parallel is pretty close, actually. Lynne slept with Kevin, and by all accounts Bristol’s boyfriend banged Sarah too. More than a few neighbors have said “you don’t know the half of it!” when asked if Sarah was considered a MILF. But, attacking the media worked for the Republicans – not in terms of gaining votes, but in terms of preventing journalists from pursuing the sordid stories you find in small towns (the other half of the pristine 1950s – so, all white – picture that Palin/McCain present).
Ralph | October 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm
AH!!!…another crotch shot.
jess | October 9, 2008 at 5:05 pm
That first picture should be the cover of her new album. It would be really appropriate, and still be more attractive than the “Blackout” cover.
Rough Daddy | October 9, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Gimme a break with this will ya?
what? | October 9, 2008 at 5:11 pm
You can always tell when she is going crazy, because she gets rid of her bangs and proudly parades her enormous forehead.
Slut | October 9, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Acne!
lori | October 9, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Aren’t the two people in this picture the two who f##ked up Brittany in the first place, Ali Simms and the Sam the drug pusher who has a restraining order filed against him??
bb | October 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Whore.
supersex | October 9, 2008 at 6:09 pm
they are all whores
kitty | October 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm
ya giving coffee to your children too keep them awake great mom…..
immmers | October 9, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Two possible interpretations of her comments about Kevin:
1. I slept with Kevin, like a good hick mother-in-law should.
2. He has some mega embarrassing crap about Britney and he’ll write a tell-all if I don’t stay in his good books.
Karen, so saying that a story has been suppressed by the media automatically makes it true? Sorry, no.
gerard Vandenberg | October 10, 2008 at 12:02 am
be honest: AFTER ALL THE MISERY YOU REALLY BELIEVE PERSONS WITH THE NAME OF “spears”, FOLKS?
Lea | October 10, 2008 at 12:35 am
old pics are old.
U Celeb | October 10, 2008 at 1:28 am
Why is she wearing panties? These close up shots make me see all of the flaws in these people and how airbrushed they’ve been all of these years.
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diddleysquat | October 10, 2008 at 1:34 am
we’re stuck with this bitch forever aren’t we
M | October 10, 2008 at 2:08 am
The popup ad guys are at it again!
pure.ticking | October 10, 2008 at 6:01 am
this is just disgusting…
pure.ticking | October 10, 2008 at 6:01 am
this is just disgusting…
Adam | October 10, 2008 at 8:17 am
OMG only in the USA would the Spears get more crap than the future VP-toooo funny
Adam | October 10, 2008 at 8:18 am
OMG only in the USA would the Spears get more crap than the future VP-toooo funny
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You just made my day, Fish! : ) | October 10, 2008 at 11:08 am
“Some conspiracy theorists (Read: Me) ”
Couldn’t ask for anything more Fish, couldn’t ask for anything more! You just made my day!!!
Here’s to seeing through all of the crap the jewsmedia dishes out!
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Maggie From Buffalo | October 10, 2008 at 11:22 am
her extensions are SO BAD, she should shave her head again!
yourfavoritebrunette | October 10, 2008 at 11:22 am
you people are retarted that think these pics are new…..
yourfavoritebrunette | October 10, 2008 at 11:23 am
you people are retarted that think these pics are new…..
wtafuc | October 10, 2008 at 8:06 pm
So all she did was get her 10 year olds coffee?
tery | October 17, 2008 at 5:15 am
She sold her kid to show biz!
Her daughter is the biggest most used and manufactured piece of shit in the business. And have you all noticed that the father says nothing. What a pussy.
But the money is rolling in:)
wii light gun | January 9, 2010 at 11:49 pm
I wish there family all the best, people have to understand this family is in the spotlight all the time what would you do being caught on camera and pic taking all the time even to pick up a box of tampons? give them a break and stop hatin on them. They are people too themselves.