Lynne Spears’ book might still be published

December 21st, 2007 // 59 Comments

Lynne Spears’ book may not be completely doomed and it even has a title: Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. But first her publisher Thomas Nelson released the following statement letting people know Lynne is not writing a parenting “how-to” book:

“From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears’ book is a parenting book. I’m sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true,” said Michael S. Hyatt, president and CEO of Thomas Nelson. “Lynne’s memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities.”

Hyatt continued, “We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing with Lynne and her family during this difficult time. Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we are confident in His ability to turn ashes into beauty” (Isaiah 61:3).

“Except for Britney.” Michael Hyatt added to his secretary. “That chick is straight fucked! Ha ha! Am I right? I’m right. Say, you want to hit up a strip club or something? My treat.”


  1. Scott

    I’d like to fuck both Lynn and Jamie Lynn at the same time. No doubt they are both hot and naughty, what a great three-way that would be…

  2. xman

    Rumor has it it’s Tony Romo’s Kid

  3. toma

    God. what was in her mind?? I also saw her profile on an online dating
    club You know it is a very famous site among rich
    women cause they can find their sugar babies there…

  4. Ooba Gooba

    Hey Toma,

    Fuck off.

  5. Queen B

    gotta love southern trailer trash they make the world go round……

  6. Angie

    Now the book will have “What Not To Do” in the title!!!!!

  7. Hayley

    You DID notice that Mama Spears’ tags are still stuck on the bottom of her Target shirt, right, in the lead picture? Down by that lavender blob on her hip.

  8. Lynda

    I think I’d buy the book just to laugh at it.
    It might be pretty interesting.

  9. The Laughing God

    God’s work indeed

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